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Facebook Liker 

the one who always likes other people fb wall post, no matter what it is, mainly intended to get him/herself appearing on other facebook's news feed.
Status: has just checked check-n 'Shitty Plaza".
LIKE
Status: I just lost my phone.
LIKE
Status: is from "being Relationship" into "Single"
LIKE (aw man, what's the point?)
Status: bla bla, please like if you think so too.
LIKE
Status: Justin Bieber is hot!
LIKE
Status: Justin Bieber is gay.
LIKE

GFYS Facebook Liker!
Facebook Liker by jiantongc July 1, 2011
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Facebook Quiet Hours 

The hours of the night that begin somewhere around 11:30 PM and extend until mid-morning, when society frowns on interrupting a friend's late-night stalking or lurking on Facebook. Facebook feels quiet as a library, and you feel as though you are the only one on the entire site, because by this time your Live Feed has slowed to a halt. It is customary to ignore the presence of other online facebookers at this time unless they are very close friends, to allow everyone ample time for mindless late night facebooking, which may include but it not limited to Farmville, Mass Picture Stalking, or wall-to-wall reading.
Person 1: "Dude, last night I had 36 friends online, but I couldn't talk to them because it was during Facebook Quiet Hours."

Person 2: "Sucks. Same thing happened to me."

Facebook Evangelist 

A person who constantly tells people (without a facebook) to get a facebook account (even if they don't plan on talking to that person once they get one.)
Person 1: Hey, do you have a Facebook?
Person 2: No, I don't.
Person 1: You really should get one...
(Person 1 goes on about all the wonderful atributes of Facebook.)
Person 2: Stop being a Facebook evangelist!
Facebook Evangelist by up@6aM March 21, 2009

Facebook PDA

Public Display of Affection on Facebook, usually when a couple publicly swoons over each other, when they should just text each other, pick up the phone, or heaven for bid just talk to each other to save the rest of us from the cheesy and showy interaction.
Person 1 is ... "I love you sweetie"

Comment ... Person 2 ... "I love you too my love! You're the best! I'm so lucky to be with you"

Comment ... Friend ... "Enough with the Facebook PDA"
Facebook PDA by FacebookAC August 24, 2010

Facebook Silence 

Similar to radio silence but with facebook. The process by which you appear offline on facebook chat and check what others have written on your wall but do not reply or do anything that may appear in your news feed. This way, nobody else will know that you were on there.
Tim: Dude, I posted the funniest link on your wall and you never replied.
Mark: Oh yeah, I got that when Linda was really pissed off at me and I decided to go to facebook silence so she didn't know I was there.

Steve: I didn't go to the party last night so went to facebook silence so that people didn't know I sat in on facebook all night. This meant I could later give the charade of having had just as cool a night as the party-goers.

Dave: Dude, I haven't replied to that creepy girl who sits behind us in Chemistry on facebook...so now I have to stay at facebook silence whenever I log on so she doesn't know I'm ignoring her and just thinks I'm ignoring facebook.

Facebook Rufied 

The act of finding a random person in your friends list on Facebook that you don't know and who you never remember friend requesting or accepting their friend request.
Max: Yo, you know this guy?
Sean: No. Why?
Max: He posted Happy Birthday on my wall and i have no idea who he is. It's a little creepy, not to mention awkward.
Sean: Sounds like you've been Facebook Rufied bro.
Facebook Rufied by BigRed444 July 8, 2010

facebook pose 

An "I look so good from this angle" pose that people pull when someone is taking a picture of them that is likely to appear on facebook. Such pictures are usually taken at a concert/party/club, and are posted for no reason other than to make people appear successful popular and like they have a life.
facebook pose by SYD_girl June 11, 2008