scrambled eggs

when two fags are fucking reverse cowboy and their balls are smashing against one another.

"How was your night with Johnny?" "Oh you know, went over and had some scrambled eggs."

by DickRay October 18, 2008

piss eggs

a word used when you mess up or when something goes wrong.
Dermot also says it when he ejaculates.

A piss eggs, I missed the match

Rent boy: Oh yeah oh yeah

Dermot: PISS EGGS, there we go

by articulate camel May 16, 2007

scrambled eggs

Pussy that has been tampered with too much.

See turkey, loose as a goose, paris hilton

Hey, don't hook up with Crystal, shes scrambled eggs

by Ranger Elite July 22, 2008

barking spider eggs

Shit. Plain and simple

That damn barking spider has been following me around all day, now I'm gonna have to go drop off that nest of barking spider eggs

by masta dragon red March 1, 2010

PORN & EGGS

PORN & EGGS. naughtiest camp on the playa, worth every bite.

i went in to camp PORN & EGGS and i never came out.

by P. Star April 13, 2008

Whisk my Eggs

The female way of saying “please fuck me”.

What do you want to do tonight?
I want you to fucking whisk my eggs :)
HA. OK!!!

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021

Wakey, wakey eggs and bakey!

Getting up super early in the morning for a nice long bong hit followed by a GREAT BIG breakfast.

I woke up this morning and said to my friend "Wakey, wakey eggs and bakey!" and he knew I wanted to smoke some pot and eat some food.

by Renee11 September 19, 2009