Fatkin's Diet 

Nickname for the Atkin's diet, a diet based upon eating large amounts of meat and disgusting fat, but not being able to eat rice or bread. People who are on this diet are probably going to die of heart failure later in their lives.

Linda: I'm such a pig- I had a piece of bread yesterday. That's it no more carbs...let's go eat a pound of bacon now.
Jesse: Dude, Fatkin's sucks.

Fatkin's Diet by Vick February 10, 2005

Alphabet Diet 

A 26-day diet (A-Z) where one eats only foods that start with the letter of that day

"Hey Yvonne Do you want some pancakes?" "No thanks, I'm on day 2 of my alphabet diet. I'll have a banana, blueberry muffin, and some bacon please."

Alphabet Diet by In_The_Belly_Of_A_Whale January 21, 2011

Somali Diet 

A diet that uses ingredients of mainly of plain rice, nuts seeds, no fat or sugar and very little meat to save money

I am doing the somali diet.

Somali Diet by chico101 October 23, 2014

photoshop diet 

Banishment of unsightly fat by Image manipulation.

Half of the men and women on matchmaker.com are on the photoshop diet.

photoshop diet by Dan Snow March 11, 2010

Parker Diet 

Receiving oral sex while eating fried chicken, usually in the back seat of a taxi cab; named after the famous jazz musician Charlie Parker.

Clark had a food fetish, so he asked Beth if he could go on a Parker Diet

Parker Diet by joemcjoey April 17, 2011

squirrel diet 

A diet consisting of only fruits and nuts, also maybe the most beneficial.

If your fat girlfriend starts the squirrel diet she can give up developing that horrid personality.

squirrel diet by raytownskater September 29, 2014

squirrel diet 

A diet consisting of only fruits and nuts, also maybe the most beneficial.

If your fat girlfriend starts the squirrel diet she can give up developing that horrid personality.

squirrel diet by raytownskater September 29, 2014