When after a one night stand, you masturbate onto the other person's pillow while they're taking a shower.
by Cmellow April 27, 2017
When you're too lazy to wash your hands after masturbating and you wipe them on the edge of the blanket.
Person One: "It's getting pretty cold, mind if I borrow this blanket?"
Person Two: "No, don't use that one Mum, It's a crusty blanket"
Person Two: "No, don't use that one Mum, It's a crusty blanket"
by CrustyBlanket April 28, 2016
a stupid skank who has no friends. someone who thinks she's queen shit and can't tell the truth. someone who doesn't shave her vag and has crusties around her butthole.
by We hate crusty floss March 07, 2008
the definition for a crusty cluster is when you take a shit and day after day you dont wipe your arse it builds up and the shit build up is considered a crusty cluster ie a build up of old feocal matter
dude "i had the shits again but i never bother wiping the wife always uses all the bog roll"
another dude "no way man thats gross your going to end up with a crusty cluster on your arse"
another dude "no way man thats gross your going to end up with a crusty cluster on your arse"
by anal*smear July 29, 2008
by dabbindaddy September 10, 2018
noun: a person who smells as if they had been bathing in a dark crusty substance, that may be feces and may not be.
I smelled something rank and immediately blamed it on the crusty stainer who was sitting next to me.
by Loganzo June 12, 2005
When someone has taken a bath but has not completely washed off the soap lather off their penis. the dried soap in addiction to a lack or neglect of applying moisturizing cream. This results in the skin of said persons genitals. to become extremely dry and crusty, while using the word coco which is a Caribbean slang for penis, we arrive at the term crusty coco.
Ravi did not properly wash off after his bathe bur proceeded to "get in some girls pants"
Ravi: gyrl you like what you see
some girl: ... why is it so flakey
Ravi: ...... ?
Some girl: boy go wash your crusty coco!!!
Ravi: gyrl you like what you see
some girl: ... why is it so flakey
Ravi: ...... ?
Some girl: boy go wash your crusty coco!!!
by thetriniway January 12, 2018