crotch bang 

When you slide down a stripper pole(or any pole)and you hit your crotch hard against it and hurt your crotch.

Kyky Diamond was sliding down a stripper pole and messed up and hit her crotch as she slid down ,ooff I just slid down the pole and crotch banged it-definition by H Lazz

crotch bang by Hlazzer September 19, 2017

crotch cricket 

A louse.

A cootie.

A small creature that lives in pubic hair and which moves from person to person at every 0pportunity.

Elspeth has a splendid herd of crotch crickets.

crotch cricket by Cap'n Bullmoose October 8, 2007

Crotch Sniffers 

Group of men that frequent the area of a certain person because she is a complete whore and they are hoping she will open her legs (and she usually does) "sniffing her crotch" These people have no lives and put the crotch before work, wives and other important obligations.

Those boys in the warehouse were at her desk again where they don't belong just being crotch sniffers.

Crotch Sniffers by Boo Bitch February 6, 2008

crotch candy 

When you're eating candy while sitting down and drop a piece in your crotch and still eat it anyway, that is crotch candy.

In the car:

Billy: Hey Timmy, you dropped some of that candy in your crotch.

Timmy looks down, sees the candy, and eats it.

Timmy: Man, that was some good crotch candy!

Billy: Hey, make me some!

crotch candy by chicken milkshake March 22, 2008

crotch stain 

A crotch stain is a stain usually on your under wear. If you have a really bad crotch stain than it will protrude onto ur pants. Crocth stains can consist of: pee, poop,blood,seamen, or all of the above. Doctors estimate you will get at least two a year.

* in a business offfice*
"Uh carl come here"
"Yeah joel?"
"You have a crotch stain."
"oh my god no way"
"im not lieing look for urself"
"thanks joel"
"no problem i had one last week"
carl ties a sweater around his waist till lunch break when he can change his pants.

crotch stain by A wise woman February 1, 2007

crotch rot

dank smellin, paint peelin, dirty poon reakin, crotch scratchin extravaganza of uncomfortable lack of hygiene pootty nasty crotchyness

i wanted to do this girl one time, she opened her legs and i passed out from the smell of her crotch rot.

crotch rot by sloberinjohn January 9, 2004

crotch rocket

Another name for a sportsbike. Faster, Lighter, MORE Fuel Efficient and better looking than those shitty ass rusted up Buicks in our auto shop.

My crotch rocket can outrun any car you put against it. ANY!

crotch rocket by Kealon "Motha Fuckin" Hill May 28, 2006