coatfish 

When a fat guy wears a jacket to hide his physique. Wearing more layers so a female doesn't know whether or not he is fat or muscular. Usually a winter time tactic.

Wow, Brian took his jacket off once we got inside, and I knew I had gotten coatfished. I should have met him in the summer.

coatfish by br1an856 February 25, 2018

josh coates 

A josh coates is a famous Youtuber. In his spare time he fucks with BIG BLACK MINECRAFT PIGS. he is not enough subs and needs more. so sub to truefire yt

guy: yo have you heard about the new guy josh coates

guy2: nah dude
guy3:he is the guy on youtube that fucks the Minecraft pigs

josh coates by Jack butterworth November 17, 2019

sugar-coated lies 

Those donuts aren't food, they are poison. Same with chocolate chip cookies, the double Dutch chocolate cake, the can of soda, the bag of potato chips, and the pretzel-wrapped hotdogs.

All that junk isn't food, it doesn't fuel you, it kills you! it literally kills you!

Me: "I'm hungry"

*Reaches for a donut*
Jocko: THOSE DONUTS AREN'T FOOD, THEY ARE SUGAR-COATED LIES!

sugar-coated lies by supersizedmcshizzle April 13, 2023

coathanger 

what my tv arial currently is

i used my only coathanger to watch tv. now all my clothes hang on chairs

coathanger by i want my face to be blurred January 8, 2007

Trench Coats 

An incredibly comfortable and warm coat that reaches down near the ankles, thus making the person look badass and more sophisticated than the next person. Nobody wears them because they aren't "street" enough (you can't skateboard in them...big deal).

I love my trenchcoat

Trench Coats by ...hellno February 19, 2004

coatrack 

A term used to describe a woman with a loose nature, someone who has seem many men's coats hung outside/inside their door. Term was also made famous by the illustrious NY/NJ oi band Criminal Intent.

Oh shit! That girl is a coatrack. All sorts of coats have been hung inside her door.

coatrack by Tony aka Lord Wank July 28, 2008

Coatus Interruptus 

When wearing a coat makes sex nigh on impossible therefore proving to be much a much more reliable and safe method of birth control than Coitus Interruptus or the withdrawl method.

"Last night Kelly and I were all over each other, but when we got in the house I couldn't get my damn coat off!"

"Haha, you wear that thing so tight you look like a dog's lipstick."

"Not funny bro! She couldn't reach the goods, it was total Coatus Interruptus!"

"Well, better to be safe than sorry."

Coatus Interruptus by Disco duck March 18, 2014