coatfish

When a fat guy wears a jacket to hide his physique. Wearing more layers so a female doesn't know whether or not he is fat or muscular. Usually a winter time tactic.
Wow, Brian took his jacket off once we got inside, and I knew I had gotten coatfished. I should have met him in the summer.
by br1an856 February 24, 2018
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jamerooned

When you’re so out of it you can’t even express it in a current term so “jamerooned” came out and it stuck.
Yo Brad’s definitely drunk man. Probably cross-faded too because he keeps saying he’s jamerooned.
by br1an856 July 13, 2022
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