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Shank Clamp

(N) a very tight vagina.

-Ing (v) The process of having sex with a vagina so tight that it feel although you skin is being peeled off you penis.

(Proper Plaural N) Shank Clamps - A group of women that will only tease a man and never follow through.
(n) Man she had such a shank clamp that my dick was an inch thinner when we were done.

(v) She was shank clamping me so bad I think she removed the skin...

(Prop Pl N) Don't spend your money on beer for them they are just shank clamps and nut wrenches.
by Bigunz 71z August 24, 2006
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climpson marc

slag, slag, slag.................
Sleeps with sheep..........
by Mr F You April 4, 2005
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Joy clamp

A person, usually a woman, who is excessively passive aggressive and controlling. A bit of a downer. Similar to kill joy.
What do you think of Roy's new girlfriend?

Pretty but a bit of a joy clamp.

Coming out for a drink?
No, I've been joy clamped.
by Shuaman September 1, 2012
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chimping

The act of breaking into a zoo at night and performing oral sex on chimpanzee's.
Phil went "chimping" last night.
by King Chimp January 18, 2008
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wenis clamp

A wenis clamp is when someone comes up behind you and doesn't let go. Sometimes they break their teeth trying to keep ahold of it.

Refer to: mouth.
Hey Erin, do you know your wenis clamp is still on?
by Seymoor Butts September 19, 2006
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climpin

Climpin is a dirty but hillariuos thing to do to anyone, it's more fun to do than teabagging, what you do is get your cock an slap male/female round their face
this girl was givin me head an i thought wouldn't it be funny to start climpin her face with my cock, he he, so i did
by Pd & Gd June 26, 2006
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chimpastical

This word means the same thing as "trippy" except it is used to describe something that happens when someone isn't high. When something sounds or looks so wierd and amazing that it seems it can't be described chimpastical is the word to use. This word was originated from a noise made in a techno song.
The noise playing in the background of that song is chimpastical.
by Ogre TG CR July 25, 2006
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