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Christopher

a guy thats obsessed with valorant when hes only a bronze

also a simp

also ranked #1 as most common gay name
Christopher: "yoo i aced last night"
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Christopher

Christopher is a black gay male
"Christopher! You are the most gay person I know!"
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Christopher

Well…what can I say about a Christopher? Very little tiny eyes. Little hands. He doesn’t give up when it comes to trying with a woman. Not very good performance in bed but can learn easily I suppose. Very attractive and hilarious. Frozen heart, he has the super power of never crying for love so be careful, a Christopher can be dangerous for you. Doesn’t talk a lot in bed and snores loads. Good for spooning and good if you’re short of money because the government will give you a pay for his disability. Also free travels if you can wait a year as a girlfriend. Time flies with one of this samples. Good hobby
Christopher , cute and sexy.
by Alicorn11293 November 23, 2021
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Christopher

daddytren
Who is Christopher?“
Daddy“ „Tren
by sarermarer November 23, 2021
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Christopher Beck

Christopher Beck is a big Boi with big parts. He's a hard working man with his hands and will get the job done ;). He's gotta big heart under those titties and will stand by his hoes for life.
Christopher Beck makes all the girls jealous with his double D's
by SpackleNStrap March 29, 2022
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Christopher S

A gentleman, who has brown eyes and dark black hair, tan skin and the cutest smile, he has the personality of a fucking parasite but he’s amazing. You may see him skating (failing to do a kick flip) being socially awkward, or with his amazing gf. Christopher likes America 🦅🇺🇸 but is Australian .. ( American at heart ) likes $uicideboy$ and zillakami. He is a nerd at heart who enjoys being on google earth, and talking abt geography.
Girl 1 - who is that!!

girl 2 - that’s Christopher S he’s always wearing black !!

Girl 3 - he’s wearing an I ❤️ my gf shirt today 😱
Girl 1 - aw :(
by Soggy balls November 13, 2023
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Christopher

A boy who will brake u so badly that you will never forget how bad he hurt you, he will then continue to become best friends with your EX and they will both bully you but your EX will continue to flirt with you as he bully's you which will overwhelm you so much that soon you will just brake:(
Amy- Sophia What's wrong

Sophia-Christopher just broke up with me and now he's BFFs with my EX Anthony
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