Cheek it

To store saliva in your right or left cheek for use in an inappropriate manner.

My wife doesn't like me to spit in her butthole, so to avoid suspicion I have to cheek it in the bathroom.

by Comcastic Zach January 17, 2018

checkout-counter coercion

A.k.a. "point-of-sale pressure". Similar to second-generation enabling, this term refers to a comparably-shameless mooching-strategy that's used on someone when you're both out shopping; it involves knowingly carrying a cancelled/expired credit card or a debit/cash/gift card that has no/insufficient funds on it, and then attempting to use said worthless plastic to pay at the checkout. Well, naturally, when the clerk swipes your card and then regretfully announces that the card was rejected, this awkward and "unexpected" delay creates an acutely-humiliating situation, especially if other shoppers are present. So you first make a great show of looking shocked/flustered/embarrassed, then hastily turn to your shopping-buddy and ask meekly but urgently, "Oh, I'm so sorry --- I forgot/didn't realize that my card wasn't gonna work this time! Do you think you could pay for my purchases just this once, and I'll pay you back as soon as I can?" And then of course, your hapless companion finds himself in a "hanged if you do and hanged if you don't" dilemma --- he can either get stuck with paying off a huge store-bill, or look like an unfeeling jerk in front of all those other customers if he indignantly refuses, especially since it would mean that you would then have to crimson-facedly tiptoe all around the store again to put all of your purchases back on the shelves, plus it would also mean that any money that your friend used for gas to take you shopping will have been wasted, also.

I prudently side-step any incidents of checkout-counter coercion by always making sure to gently-but-firmly tell my shopping-companions beforehand that (1) they will be totally "on their own" about coming up with the funds to pay for their purchases, and (2) I will **not** refund their gas-money if they're unable to obtain their desired items.

by QuacksO August 7, 2018

cheek squad

a group of men squatting naked in a circle formation

oh boy! i cant wait to go to cheek squad later!

by Cheek_Squad_Gang March 29, 2019

cheekster

1) someone with a cheek obsession... dimples, cheekbones and such
2 when someone's face sort of illuminates when they smile, like a hamster

1) Cheekster: Look at those cheeks, she's cheeky

2) Rowan: Obergefell, he's got some nice cheeks, he's such a cheekster

by The-real-cobra-queen September 8, 2019

cheeborgotry

when someone eats all da cheese

" bobby cheeborgotry all the cheese in the house"

by bobbysmurda2121 November 4, 2019

cheeky bum sex

Also known as pears it is what cheeky people do in their cheeky spare time.

'I love pears!'

Translation: 'I love cheeky bum sex!'

'I had great cheeky bum sex with your mother last night.'

by cheekyalyx June 30, 2021

Cheekin’

The act of forcing back alcohol using the facial cheek muscles, with the end goal of getting trashed as quickly as possible. Can also be used as a descrete way to ask others if they want to participate.

“Come on over man, bring the IPA’s, I’ve been cheekin’ since 5:00!”
“So are we still cheekin’ later? Don’t let First Sergeant find out.”

by VitalMarksman August 20, 2021