cheekon

CHEE-kon (n) : usually a protein like substance eaten and referred to by drunk or high people. The substance does not necesarily have to be chicken, but should be a protein like substance (eg steak, tuna, lemon chicken). Whats important is that this word is usually used by non sober people and you must point at the item so people understand.

i cant beleive Bill took his girlfriend to the outback cheekon house for dinner!

cheekon by yourboyTPG July 8, 2011

social butt-cheeking 

The act of two individuals passing each other in a cramped space back-to-back rather than front-to-front or front-to-back.

Man: The aisles in that plane were so tight we needed to practice social butt-cheeking.

social butt-cheeking by Dan U. Butt April 22, 2020

Cheekboner

(noun)

Metaphorical phrase; concieved, most likely, by proud fan-girling Tumblr users, to express a powerful sexual reaction towards a display of devastatingly impressive bone structure - with particular emphasis and interest to the pronounced, and often vertiginious, zygomatic bone cheekbone area.

'Benedict Cumberbatch as 'Sherlock' gives me a major cheekboner' *ovaries explode*

'I dreamt about Cillian Murphy last night and woke up with a cheekboner'

'Johnny Depp in 'Cry Baby'. Cheekboner, anybody?! *sharp inhale of breath*

Cheekboner by [alkenWonderland November 9, 2012

cheepono

a phrase used to express joy, happiness, pleasure, or satisfaction

hey jerome, we're having fried chicken and collard greens tonight

"CHEEPONO!!!"

cheepono by jhizzle August 8, 2006

Cheekbone polishing parties

What most people think Benedict Cumberbatch, Matt Smith and Tom Hiddleston have together, due to their well-defined cheekbones. (NOTE: Another post on Tumblr said that Colin Morgan joins them as a member of the Fellowship of Cheekbones, but that is not the focus of this definition.)

The entire thing began when someone asked Benedict during his Reddit AMA "Do you, Matt Smith and Tom Hiddleston have cheekbone polishing parties?"
Benedict's response was "We like nothing better than buffing our Zygoma. And imagining a horny time traveling long overcoat purple scarf wearing super sleuth nordic legend f**k fantasy. Get to work on that, internet."

This promptly set everyone trying to draw out what they thought the parties looked like and generally the spontaneous combustion of the Internet. Tom Hiddleston's reaction was epic as well, but II'm not going to bore you with it. You can look it up yourself. Ehehehe.

person 1: Damn, those cheekbones look sharper by the day. HIDDLESTON STOP FREAKING RUINING MY LIFE WITH YOUR CHEEKBONES! YOU TOO CUMBERBATCH! SMITH STOP LOOKING SO INNOCENT, YOU'RE GUILTY TOO! (screaming at pictures)

me: ...of course they ruin your life with just their cheekbones, I've experienced it too. Judging by these pictures, they've just had some more cheekbone polishing parties.

me: <wonders if *koffkoff* anything else happened...> <evil grin>

Cheekbone polishing parties by Analisa Raeburn May 1, 2014

Cheebong 

(1) A Cheebong is a word that you use when you have run out of words to scold someone.

(2) A Cheebong is a multi-talented person who has quirky desires and weird fancies.

e.g (1) Oh my god you're being such a.. such a.. A CHEEBONG IN A BARREL!

e.g (2) That guy can sing, dance, play the piano and beatbox. He's a true-blue cheebong.

Cheebong by LeonDefines April 13, 2010

squeakin cheekin 

When a penis enters an asshole, the lack of lubricant creates a noise known as a squeakin cheek in.

One night, after Alexis having a few too many margaritas and forgetting to get the lube, James went to put it in the butt and it was an epic squeakin cheekin.

squeakin cheekin by derpy_derek June 28, 2016