call my broker

To use the restroom for the purpose of taking a piss.

Dude #1: OK, you ready to go?
Dude #2: Hold on -- I gotta go call my broker before we leave...

by Aneurysm Boy July 25, 2007

Call By

When someone you know Drives by you either while you are in a car driving somewhere or Walking somewhere. They see you and decide to call you for simple reason that they just saw you.

-Phone Rings-

Steve: Hello

Bobbo:Yo Steve I just drove by you.

Steve: And?

Bobbo: Oh, Well I justed wanted tell you that I saw you.

Steve: Well thanks for the Call By Bobbo. -Click-

by Theblackness January 1, 2010

call in fat

When, after a weekend of overindulgence, you have to call in fat to work to go to the gym all day.

"After demolishing a twelve pack of beer, several rum and cokes, two pizzas, and half a carton of ice cream, Susie had to call in fat to work so she could hit the stairmaster all day."

by fattyboomer August 30, 2011

call of duty community

A bunch of butt licking fagit.
- call of duty community

u r a bunch of fagit butt lickurs
Call of duty community

by OdyFX October 7, 2014

Call me!

"Call me" means "call me". It does not mean anything else. When spoken by a woman to a man it does not, for example, mean; "I want to go out with you". It does not, as the man often thinks, mean; "I find you devastatingly attractive". Once he calls, he has done exactly what she told him to do. She has gotten acknowledgement that he finds her desirable, which is what she wanted. When she does not take his call, and does not call him back, he thinks... "But... she told me to call her". He is 100% correct.

Here's my mobile. Here's my email. Here's my work number. Call me!

by Monkey's Dad February 18, 2020

call me someday

the phrase you want to utter after the best lay of your life so far has dumped you for another, but you refrain because you don't want to sound pathetic. nevertheless, deep down you hope they'll come to their senses and come crawling back for more 'cause you, too, were the best lay of their life so far.

i emailed said person to let said person know that i was no longer interested in seeing said person. and when said person dropped by that night to pick up said person's stuff, all i wanted to say was, "call me someday." instead, said person just shrugged and apologized, and i just muttered, "it's okay."

by Furrowed Brow April 21, 2004

Call-A-Cab

A extremely delicious and yet intoxicating frozen drink served at the world famous Wet Willies (preferably in Miami Beach). It gets you so drunk that you may want to Call A Cab, hence, the name. Yeah.....hence!

I went to Wet Willies and drank two Call-A-Cabs. I had to call a cab to get home.

by Sevislovski October 26, 2008