crap cavern 

Something Joe gets A LOT!

Joe got a crap cavern after he dropped the soap.

crap cavern by §arah April 1, 2003

crap shet

Crap shet is a word me and my brother(hovsep and yervand) discovered. it means alot of things and can be used during shitty times

I want you to suck my crap shet.
Ey baby lets make Crap Shet.
I hit the mother facker and said Crap Shet!
A crap shet guy wanted to start shet!

crap shet by MrCrapShet January 17, 2004

Crap Slap 

When you barg in to the bathroom when someone is taking a shit, and slap their bare ass and thighs until they are red. All the victim can do is scream like a girl, because no one wants to fight when they are naked and shits dangling between their legs.

Ow! My ass still stings from when my brother Crap Slapped me. Next time I shit, I'll lock the door

Crap Slap by Palamander December 14, 2010

crap snapper 

a person/thing that enjoys snatching and breaking poo in half.

"damn that guy is a crap snapper"

crap snapper by chester November 29, 2003

crap-zapped 

Body is totally overloaded and at it's breaking point.

I can't believe how fuckin crap-zapped I am. Why the fuck me!

crap-zapped by Chaos December 26, 2003

Crap-etry 

A combination of the words crap and gadgetry. Crap-etry. Used to describe a series of various useless devices and/or other assorted things.

That store was filled with assorted crap-etry.

I was exhausted after spending hours packing boxes of kitchen crap-etry.

We need to have a garage sale in order to get rid of all our crap-etry.

I need to thin out my collection of useless crap-etry.

Crap-etry by brain damage 420 July 5, 2011

Crap basket *oofties* 

after smoking a shitload of weed one will say said phrase in a way most confused.

Crap basket *oofties* noun

*falls over* Crap basket *falls over again* OOFTIES
Crap basket *oofties* Definition- HOLY SHIT

Crap basket *oofties* by Taylor Forbes August 25, 2016