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cracker bitch 

More so; a collection of people categorized broadly as a species of any race (black, brown, or white) man or woman that shares local social qualities for a particular municipality or environment in Corporate America. Mostly but not limited to the use of typical government employees powers. They are usually sick, evil individuals that live only for their weekly small paychecks while attacking their everyday fellow brothers and sisters by weaponizing rules, laws, policy, and code violations only to hurt their own well-being and future of their off-spring. These people (cracker bitches) operating memorandum is similar to the stereotypical label of a "Karen" unnecessarily calling of the cops for any and every reason possible. Or snitching to the school principle. Or your best friend telling your secrets. Or filing grievances with your boss to get you fired. More so the phrase is confused with labeling only whites, but these days the blacks are becoming so hypocritical in their beliefs, and misunderstandings about the world we live in that they are cracker bitches to.
Sir why are you standing there watching birds in the park, I am calling the cops.

Shut up you cracker bitch!

Ms Parker that neighbor with the Afro across the street keeps reporting my hedge height to code enforcement.

Sarah he ain't nothing but a cracker bitch!

That cracker bitch rides around all day finding anyone they can fuck over.

The cracker bitch in human resources keeps sending the grievance committee in my office.

The cracker bitch working at the register secretly hates all white men, and will she will provide snot nosed attitude to them trying to pick a fight so she can try to have them trespassed from the property .

I didn't throw my milk in the garbage at lunch today in the cafeteria. That cracker bitch in the red shirt ran over to the principle and pointed right at me.

I called that angry black woman a cracker bitch for calling the cops on me for no reason, she laughed and flee'd the scene.

cracker stew 

When you order a bowl of soup and continue to keep refilling it with free crackers until it eventually becomes "cracker stew."
Jim: I'm starving but I've only got two dollars with me today.
Stan: You can always make cracker stew if you need to stretch your coins in the cafeteria.
cracker stew by gyrfalcon206 November 19, 2010

Cracker Tunnel 

Like Carpal Tunnel, only clearly caused by repetive motion of that damn tiny Crackberry ball!
A: WTF man, I think I got cracker tunnel from my crackberry.

B: How do u know man?

C: Because it never hurt this much playing with my own balls!
Cracker Tunnel by FB Emotional Crew September 29, 2009

cracker barrel crying 

When you're hysterically crying on the phone with your friends over childhood trauma
Person 1: I just dont understand how they couldve taken away my favorite buffet place...
Person 2: please stop cracker barrel crying

cracker pass 

To have permission from a white friend to use the word cracker. It’s similar to the n card except for white people
Rashmid: Yo evan, whasup my cracker!

Evan: Bro the fuck. that’s racist

Rashmid: Nah it’s good bro. I have the cracker pass from jeremy
cracker pass by MothaFuckinG November 12, 2018

Cracker Please 

Just like the saying "nigga please," but used by white people when mocking black people or when they want to be overly politically correct or as just a generic joke.

Something that is unbelieveable or unexcusable.
"yo cracka, i be grilled out"
"cracker please, those are just braces!"
Cracker Please by Isar April 9, 2006

Cracker Barrel 

The place that fired Brad's wife after 11 years of service (on his birthday no less!)
Hey wanna get cracker barrel for dinner?

Not after they fired Brad's wife!
Cracker Barrel by bretata March 22, 2017