counter pressure

The feeling that you need to rush to put your change in your purse and your shopping in your bag due to the weight of the queue behind you.

I reckon I lost my key when I was fumbling for my wallet in the counter pressure!

by mids99 July 30, 2009

counterblow

1. striking an opponent after being struck by the opponent

2. receiving a blow job while leaning or sitting up on a counter top

damn girl, gimme a counterblow while I eat me these cheerios in the cabinet

by In-sphincter Gadget September 1, 2009

Counter cleaners

Roaches. Roaches eat any and everything left on the counter.

I gotta buy some raid to kill all these fuckin' counter cleaners.

by boo&brasen June 28, 2010

Counter-Creeping

The act of creeping on those who creep on you in order to keep them at arm's length.

That guy was staring at me for hours, so now I'm counter-creeping him by commenting on all of his facebook pictures with winky-faces.

by Luke Rolyat November 17, 2010

Counter Stink

The act of masking another person's fart or offensive odor with a fart or offensive smell of your own.

There comes a time in every person's life when you are trapped somewhere with a foul smell. The single defense you have to offer is your own ass. And that is what will save your life.

My husband let a huge fart in the car and I, in turn, let a counter stink to save my own life.

I counter stink when ever I have a gassy dance partner.

My friends armpits smell like sour cream and chives, so I often run three miles then wipe my armpits off with his head, as an alternative counter stink method.

Sometimes I hold in my farts just in case I need a back up counter stink.

by Cheen Kween February 25, 2011

Counterapp

A smart phone app that is specifically designed to outdo a competitor's app (that is probably much slicker, far funnier and infinitely more original).

Did you check out competitor's app? We're going to have to counterapp those smug fuckers immediately.

by counterapper July 22, 2011

counerdy

the act of being country and nerdy at the same time. It can be qualities contained to one individual or contain characteristics from a pair of individuals.

Pronounced "cUn-er-rdee."

He's got the accent and she's got the vocabulary. Together, they sound so COUNERDY.

by Vocab U. Larry September 4, 2011