Cocking

The act of manipulating living, non-living, animate or in-animate objects with your penis.

Girl1: Arrghh, my throat is so sore I cant talk at all, i totally lost my voice, and i have bruises. I dont think that there was a single place on my body where this guys cock didnt go.

Girl2: that is what you get for getting cocked everyday of your weekend

Girl1: yeah, you're right I should probably stop cocking so much, but the way they manipulate me, i just can't stop.

by Teh_cocker May 4, 2010

cooping

To sleep or shirk in a patrol car while on duty.

Police officers who work midnight shifts are often cooping a good portion of the night.

by Dewski November 10, 2008

choking the smurf

to engage in 'self-satisfaction' when unable to get laid. A twinkie juicer will generally choke their smurf. A Tuna Wrangler will hardly ever have to choke their smurf since they are more than able to get a woman.

Ted: Oh yea, oh my gosh, yes YES!!!
Ted's mom (to Ted's dad): what is he doing?!
Ted's dad: damnit, TED!! You should be doing your homework not choking the smurf! Besides, you're too loud!

by Courty March 4, 2008

Choking the cat

The female equivalent to 'choking the chicken'. It means to masturbate. Only available for women-folk.
It refers to the word pussy meaning both slang for vagina and also cat.

Anissa: What are you doing tonight, Kimmy?
Kimmy: I'll prolly just be choking the cat and take a masturnap.
Anissa: -squinty eyes- Pervert.
Kimmy:-laughs- Stick ass prude.

by MissBastardChild<3 November 9, 2011

The Choking Game

1.A game involving multiple people cutting off blood flow to their brain by "choking" each other to get a short high.

2.A game involving one person cutting off his/her blood flow to their brain by "choking" themself to get a short high.

wanna go play the choking game?

by dgionline October 18, 2010

Choking

What James Harden does every season in the playoffs

The Rockets led by Harden went 0 for 27 in game 7 against the Warriors in their home. Harden fucking choked just like he does every season against the Warriors. Harden choking in the playoffs is like your life. It is miserable and every year you think it will be better but nothing actually changes and it still is miserable.

by Kerke June 12, 2020

Cooping

A practice by which somebody gotten drunk was forced to vote several times, for a particular candidate in an election.

Edgar Allan Poe is said to have been the victim of cooping before his mysterious death in Baltimore in October 1849

There's a reproduction of this practice in "Gangs of New York" movie.

by manvanhaus October 11, 2009