Bono-nucleosis

An abnormal inflation of the ego generally attributed to lead vocalists. Common symptoms include douchy behaviour and failure to acknowledge band mates as equals. Term coined by Steve Terreberry.

That guy’s Bono-nucleosis makes me sick.

by StringedGuitar17 October 27, 2021

hatey boner

A long, rather unusually strong, raging hate for something that threatens to explode at any time.

I want to like "Fringe," but my hatey boner for J. J. Abrams just won't go away.

by Qale January 18, 2009

Sweatshirt Boner

The bump that sticks out when you sit while wearing a zip-up sweatshirt.

...Everybody's got them, but nobody wants them...

I shouldn't have worn my new zip-up hoodie today. I had to hide my sweatshirt boner every time I sat down.

by CourtKase March 5, 2011

jaaw-bone

("Old school" )word meaning to.
" give head"!.An old code word between hookers if talking in public with one another.A cocksucker..Jaw-bone

Ha bra you know what?..Your old lady gives the best I jaaw-bone. I have ever had!Ya man for reals!

by anonymous April 19, 2018

Vergona Bona

The act of covering your raging boner in ranch dressing in hopes that a girl that usually wouldn't suck your dick will because she loves ranch dressing!

I dunno fellas she just isn't in to me, I can't even get pity head from her.

Did you try a Vergona Bona? That girl can't turn down ranch dressing bruh!

by SilkyMeatloaf July 21, 2019

Cold boner

The feeling of being scared and sexually aroused at the same time.

Damn, this ghost looked hella scary but her body is packing, I think I might have a cold boner...

by H-Ero March 7, 2022

Bongistan

Slang that originated from /pol/ that is used for Great Britain (mainly England) to emphasise the Muslim immigration. A mix of Britbong and *stan, which is a common suffix for Muslim ex-USSR countries.

Such is life in Bongistan

by Valcer February 1, 2016