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BloomChic

BloomChic was made for your curves. Like your virtual BFF BloomChic she hypes you up and makes you feel like the only person in the room. BloomChic is trendy and stylish and a little sexy and up for anything. When you wear BloomChic, you may want to take a lot of mirror selfies and you may get asked, "Where did you get that dress?"
Hottie one: Wow! You're such a babe! Are you wearing BloomChic?

Hottie two: Yes! I'm obsessed with BloomChic! The trendiest plus size clothing for a great price!
by Curves for Days November 24, 2021
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blooft

Blooft is Belgian slang for when you’re upset with someone, usually a stranger.Saying blooft to someone has a similar connotation as calling someone an idiot.
My friends and I were walking around Ghent, a stranger bumps into us and exclaims BLOOFT!
by Johnny Boy 2018 March 26, 2022
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Bloom

1. An extremely common post processing effect in games that makes it possible for bright geometry to appear to glow and contribute lense flare. Not to be confused with lense flare or volumetric lighting.

2. A term Fortnite players and other retards use to describe when the spread/inaccuracy of a weapons increases as you shoot it. Otherwise may be referred to as (per) shot spread increase or sustained fire accuracy penalties. Also used by turbo retards who aren't even using the term right to describe spread/innacucuracy instead of it's progressive increase, and in games where the spread/inaccuracy does not change when fired.
You can turn off the bloom in the graphics settings, but then the mushrooms won't glow anymore.

They need to get rid of the fucking RNG bloom on this gun.
by Hamiel April 18, 2022
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Boomfieuh

A portmanteau of "bestie-oomfie-bruh." One of your best friends and a mutual who makes you go "bruh!"
Guy 1: Yo, who is this person who retweets all of your posts?
Guy 2: That's my boomfieuh!
Guy 1: Huh?
Guy 2: My bestie-oomfie-bruh!
by Ginkerton April 30, 2022
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Bloomer

When a person of the Boomer generation Blooms out of their rigid thinking/non-participator habits and actually does something to change the future in a positive way for subsequent generations
My granny is a Bloomer so she’s cool as fuck now.
by Kennonator May 4, 2022
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Bloomtwist

An advanced position in which an individual can show off both their ass and abs simultaneously.
No shit, there I was - ass up - but they asked for the Bloomtwist. So, I had to twist around to show off my abs and make eye contact.
by Sqwad May 6, 2022
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BLOOMING CUM

When cum explodes from the penis like a volcano
by FRENCH POTATO May 27, 2022
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