blehness

A better word for grrness and bahness

"OMFG I MISSED THE KAD RS!!" "Blehness!!!"

by PumpkinJack November 11, 2004

blonde slap

a slap issued to the back of the head , when a person of any hair colour has a blonde moment

'do boys have eyelashes'
'can you get sunburn from a cooker'
'are there buses in australia'
jocelyn comes back with a glass of cloudy water, jade says 'you should habe left the tap on longer' jocelyn replies' i put the tap on'
all these phrases owners have recieved a blonde slap.

by jocelyn morris January 12, 2008

blonde chick screaming bananas

A blond female screaming "banana"

"blonde chick screaming bananas"

by Big Dick John February 14, 2014

Ninja Blonde

1. A brunette or redhead who acts like a stereotypical blonde.

2. A natural blonde who dyed their hair brown or red but you can tell in their personality that they are naturally blonde.

1:

Girl 1: You know that girl Susie, She seriously forgot how to count today...

Girl 2: She's such a ninja blonde.

by CynicOptimist November 20, 2010

strawberry blonde

Something some ginger people refer to themselves as being when they're in denial. It's ginger!

"My hair isn't ginger it's strawberry BLONDE!"

by BoogerBrain August 12, 2006

Bloinking

the act of oral sex while taking a dump

my girlfriend was bloinking me last night, it was awesome!

by DogBone August 18, 2008

Blonde

A hair color usually associated with stupid people and great sex.

She may be a blonde... but she gives good head.

by WaCha McWang December 6, 2003