get the bleach

When one says or does something so laughably stupid, lame, or weak, implying that they drink bleach and kill themselves.

"Jesus, I lost $55 in poker this weekend."
"I've got some bleach under the sink if you need it."

by Tsi April 19, 2005

Serbian Flesh Blender

The Serbian Flesh Blender is renowned as the dirtiest move in the book worldwide, the sheer mention of the name is enough to curdle your brains. It incorporates the actions of stuffing your testicles and cock into either hole and spasming about randomly causing a stimulation unknown to mankind.

"Yo Beatrice, you wanna try out the old Serbian Flesh Blender"
"Oh fuck I am having a gout break, but sure"

by StinkyBoy556 March 18, 2019

Bleach

A delicious, thirst quenching beverage.

Want to get rid of your thirst, as well as other problems? Drink bleach!

by LilMemesDictionary December 3, 2016

bleezie

another word for blunt...goes especially well with heem.

What you know about me? I'm Mac Dreezy
Call Hennessy, Heem, and a blunt a Bleezie
I keep a fat sack wrapped in a backwood leave...

by jeddica May 25, 2006

blessay

A portmanteau of blog and essay, coined by British comedian, author, and television host Stephen Fry.

These entries are considerably longer than a typical blog post, and more thoughtfully composed. Their serious nature allows for both intelligent rumination and sly wit.

Stephen Fry has written many an insightful blessay.

I hope Stephen's arm heals so that he can write another blessay soon.

by Alan Davies June 22, 2008

bleu nuit

A soft core porn program that used to be on (maybe it still is) French-Canadian television, Saturday nights at 12am.

"Man, there was this 3 Muskateers porn on Bleu Nuit last night."

by DesPERRYado August 10, 2005

bleelie

The ultimate sexual move. Consists of receving fellatio while popping a wheelie. Extremely difficult and dangerous. Noone has been documented receiving a bleelie yet.

"I got home and Dave was popping an awesome bleelie with my sister. I didn't even care because the bleelie was so awesome! "

by Tycho Brahe's Astrolabe February 16, 2008