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Cop a bake

To get heat over something you have done or be reprimanded severely from someone.
I am going to cop a bake from the boss over missing that reporting deadline line last week.
Gezz that guy in the warehouse screwed up again, He is going to cop a bake when I see him.
by ferret June 25, 2009
mugGet the Cop a bakemug.

Stank and bake

When someone takes a shit in the bathroom while somebody hot boxes it and you get a contact high while pooping at the same time.
Damn, bro. The whole crew is hotboxing the bathroom but i gotta shit! I guess I’m bout to hit this stank and bake.
by Hypothesex January 4, 2020
mugGet the Stank and bakemug.

slow baked

When someone is leading you on making you mad as hell all along taking their time as if you were an ass in the oven being baked into the bullshit hes about to serve.
He slow baked me, just to keep me from kicking his ass, as I waited for the dish of bullshit he was as bout to serve!
by K1M0T10N March 24, 2016
mugGet the slow bakedmug.

baked toolbox

The action of being completely wasted and operating heavy machinery
Bro, Jim is pulling a baked toolbox today with the crane
by highlightkidd37 November 29, 2018
mugGet the baked toolboxmug.

Baked sail

Similar to a baked sale, a baked sai is a bake sale in which everyone is high and also is on a boat.
A. Did you hear about the baked sail week?
B. No
A. I was like tripping balls and we donated about 15$ to help fight cancer. And we were on a boat.
B. How much did it cost?
A. About 500$, and the cush was about 1,500$
B. Are you KIDDING ME? WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU JUST DONATE THE MONEY IN THE FIRST PLACE
A. Because then I wouldn't have been able to say it was a baked sail
B. when are you gonna grow up and get a job?
A.You think you're better than me because you got accepted into college?
B. I overheard Clair tell my mom that she wishes I was her son and not you
A. No, you didn't
B. I did too, she said that all you ever do is spend the rest of your dad's life insurance
A. SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU PUSSY!
B. Soon the life insurance money is gonna whare out and your gonna have to face reality
A. At least my girlfriend doesn't sleep with the whole fucking town
B. TAKE THAT BACK
A. she is probably cheating on you right now!
B. Your mom said she wishes it was you instead of Bill
A. I fucked Sally
B. You did not you lying cunt
A. Yeah, here's her texts to me
B. You son of a bitch, ILL KILL YOU BASTERED!
A.where did you, get that knife?
B. DIE YOU JACKASS!
B. Oh no, what have I done? I have just committed a murder. I'm going to prison, My girlfriend, my house, my life, it's gone. Life is not worth living anymore. My girlfriend cheated on me, I killed my best friend, and now I'm going to spend the rest of my life in prison. I cant live like this. *cuts wrist.
by not-a-cult-leader May 4, 2018
mugGet the Baked sailmug.

Free Baking

The act of being friends with someone just so you can smoke their weed and bounce.
My friend: I thought I was friends with Jess, but she just smokes my weed and leaves instead of hanging out.

Me: Yeah, she just likes free baking.
by HMB_BRO March 4, 2019
mugGet the Free Bakingmug.

Bake Weight

The weight gain associated with heavy marijuana smoking. As dope makes food more appealing to the smoker, it is often the case that with persistant use the person getting baked will inevitably end up putting on some weight that they otherwise wouldn't have, i.e. bake weight.
Person A: 'Woah, you've lost a bit of weight son haven't you?'

Person B: 'Yeah, since I got back from uni there's been no weed around so I've just dropped like 3 stones in bake weight.'

Person A. 'Tasty, tasty.'
by />///\/<^/\/ December 26, 2011
mugGet the Bake Weightmug.

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