Bloated Cock

“Bloated Chicken” is a Los Angeles term for a fat pussy. Bloated-Fat, Cock-Chicken, Chickening out- Pussying out.

“That buster is bein a straight bloated cock”
“My pops wouldn’t have gone through with that, he was a big bloated cock”

by ChicanoThunder October 6, 2024

bloated ship

The act of docking but the docker pees inside the dockee's foreskin.

My boy, Arthur was acting up, so I gave him a bloated ship and there was pee everywhere.

by Dardem December 4, 2023

Blart

Noun:
Unit of measurement

A colloquial term referring to a period of time equalling roughly 90 minutes.
This is inspired by the classic film epic Paul Blart: Mall Cop, which clocks in at a running time of just over 90 minutes.

"Hey, I'll be there in about a blart. If you put on the classic film epic Paul Blart: Mall Cop right now, it should be finishing when I get there."

by big-ernest February 7, 2024

Blart

A man who farts out their dick (a male queef)

Person 1: I blarted by accident!
Person 2: Thats nasty yo

by Blarter The Second February 28, 2024

bloatmaxxing

being a fat fuck but with muscles

Tyrone is too fat to ever get ripped, so he decided to start bloatmaxxing.

by lmao++ March 1, 2024

Bloated Pigeon

Where the dick rest's on the balls.

Hey Susan, Jerry was laying in bed naked today and his package looked like a bloated pigeon.

by Jberry0816 March 2, 2024

Blontin

The act of going to the woods and making pictures of eachothers bellybutton. The pictures may should be uploaded to some sort of website.

Hey bro do you wana do some blontin?
Yo yesterdays blontin was a blast!

by [e-mail] March 25, 2024