astralis

a csgo team dat is literally sponsered by Audi lol

Jeff: ey m8 i like c9
Jeff2: Fuck you m8 astralis ist noice

by pussyd3stroy3r4lyfe January 20, 2017

astrid#0666

a random kpoppie on discord who is an egirl. used to call someone a "cracker".

you're such an astrid#0666!
(used as in cracker)

by anonymous October 28, 2020

Astrology

The Barnum effect

Astrology is so accurate, like it says:
Cancers are humans usually with two eyes and one nose
Ohmaigaaaaahd

by Billie Eilish bad April 6, 2021

Astro

Astro is a beautiful non binary individual! They have brown curly hair with blond highlights, glasses, and beautiful blue eyes!

"Omg look how beautiful my gf Astro is!"-Destinee

by xqzly May 1, 2021

Astrology

Astrology is a fake science that doesn't mean anything in the grand scheme of things, at least to someone who actually has a functioning brain. According to astrology, the day of a particular month of the year you were born determine the traits and personality of someone.

Not to be confused with astronomy, which is an actual science.

Person 1, who believes in Astrology: Ugh, I think he might be an Aries.

Person 2, who believes in actual science: I think you might be retarded.

by i_am_dababy_ May 31, 2021

Astronot

Derogatory term used by flerfs (flat earthers) to describe astronauts.

Flerf: Those astroNOTS are suspended on wires on the fake iss!
Me: Really? Where are they?
Flerf: ...good question.

by IDEMANDSUCC July 30, 2021

Astrophobia

A niche internet micro celebrity who makes breakcore music (if you can even call it music) and posts about irrelevant vocaloid producer drama on my twitter timeline. I think he’s known for being “underground” but kids will call anything underground nowadays.

Person1: Have you heard the new astrophobia song?

Person2: bill please this is your grandma’s funeral

by WippityWap February 3, 2022