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Astralis 

A CS:GO team..
Astralis is my favorite team.
Astralis by hi-im-me May 17, 2018
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astralis 

a csgo team dat is literally sponsered by Audi lol
Jeff: ey m8 i like c9
Jeff2: Fuck you m8 astralis ist noice
astralis by pussyd3stroy3r4lyfe January 20, 2017

Astralis 

having, bringing, or resulting from good luck
"you had a very astralis escape"
Astralis by Slamzy March 1, 2017

Astralis 

esports : the most legendary esports team ever; they dominated CSGO scene like no one ever did. When you played Astralis in 2018 you were packing your bags the day before. They only team in CSGO history to win 4 majors including back to back to back 3 in a row. During their era they manages to win 31 games in a row on map called Nuke.

The legendary roster was:
dev1ce - awper
gla1ve - IGL
dupreeh - entryfragger
magisk - rifler
xyp9x - support
"Astralis the best of all fucking time" - sadokist
Astralis by crackedbaiterjett August 23, 2022

Astralis player 

Any counter-strike player that is unable to get kills on a round where your team is not buying deagles
boris.ivanov09: "Why is the Astralis player bottomfragging?"
dupreeh: "Because we have an economy"
Astralis player by boris.ivanov09 September 18, 2021

The Astralis 

Group of 5 men stacked on each other, like a pyramid, jerking off on an unsuspecting female. First one to finish has to hit a headshot.
Last week the boys and I ran The Astralis on the new girl
The Astralis by Rock'o WIlson November 30, 2023

AstralSpiff 

AstralSpiff is some Canadian who likes Monty goo and Faz Balls.
Look at those AstralSpiff's again, Eating their Monty goo.
AstralSpiff by ToastyPog April 5, 2022
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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