Abstract Rude 

A rapper Known for the song All day that he does with Tribe Unique. He Is also in a Group Called Haiku D'etat wich includes Aceyalone And Mikah 9 Known mostly for there hit single Mike Aaron And Eddie.

Guy #1: Dude You Hear DJ Wise made a fresh new mix of Abstract Rudes All Day
Guy #2: Abstract Rude? Isn't He in Haiku D'etat?
Guy #1: Ya Mang

Abstract Rude by Samwise3739 January 28, 2009

absolutely fucking ridiculous 

beyond ridiculous. Unimaginable. Extremely stupid. Usually refers to unrealistic expectations.

A job application asking for 5 professional letters of reference in a first round of applications is absolutely fucking ridiculous.

absolutely fucking ridiculous by Janjann November 2, 2013

Absoposilutely 

A failure at combining the words "absolutely" and "positively." As some of you may have noticed, it drops the "tiv" part of "positively."

For a better version, try using "Absoposilutively."

Guy 1: Are you gay?
Guy 2: No!
Guy 1: Are you sure?
Guy 2: Absoposilutely
Guy 1: Yeah, that's not really helping your case.

Absoposilutely by Selias August 15, 2014

Absofruitly 

The correct way to say absolutely for young and hip teenagers

Me: "Hey Richie is that barbeque sauce on your titties?!"
Richie: Absofruitly

Absofruitly by Hitthegaskuma May 2, 2019

Abstract Figure

An arbitrary number; basically numbers and data with no relative context or meaning

“Did you know that 38% of shoes come in boxes?”
“Dude, that’s such an abstract figure! You totally made it up!”

Abstract Figure by psychopsychedelic August 4, 2019

absalat 

Absalat is the most humble and also interesting girl you could ever get. She is that one who will try to be there for you as much as she can. She is the type that has been hurt a lot of times but still hopes for the best and never gives up. She sometimes could be hard to tolerate with but it's worth it. She is a forgiver for the ones she loves. It might take her a long time to let the ones who hurt her so bad go but once she does there is no going back. She is also smart at times even though she sometimes makes stupid mistakes that are funny. She is a caring soul that you should never lose. Keep this one. Trust me it's for the best.

Him:" who's that girl, she's pretty cute and amusing from what i can see..."
Me: ya that's Absalat you should know her more she is really fun!

absalat by Absalat June 8, 2020

absolute dog 

One's lack of skill to a specific trait. Most notably first-person shooters.

Person 1: *Tries shooting enemy target*
Person 1: *Misses every shot and dies*
Person 2: Holy shit dude, you're absolute dog at this game

absolute dog by Kylotastic May 14, 2021