Dick Luggage

a slang term for your balls/testicals

"That chick was such a slut...she even slobbed my dick luggage for 20 minutes."

by Dr. Ill Cashbar May 4, 2009

dog's dick

1. A poor example of its type.
2. Something that is broken or failing, often mechanical.

The opposite of dogs bollocks. Mainly British use.

'That was a dog's dick of a chat up, mate.'
'That CG125 of yours is a dog's dick.'

by black_dog March 27, 2007

dick Monster

A small man getting attacked-physically and or emotionally by a rather large woman.

1.) Dang T, Big Mama Rashon is such a dick monster. She's always buyin' you flowers and cards.

2.) Woah, that dick monster blackened both of my eyes and smoked all my stash while I was fagged.

3.) Damn, did that dick monster do that to your face or did you get hit by a dump truck?

by J and Bill April 22, 2007

pooh dick

The result of penetrating a dirty butthole. It is always good ettiquite to enema yourself before engaging in anal sex.

I was plugging Roger up the ass, and caught a wiff of crap. I looked down and to my dismay, a nasty case of pooh dick.

by Topher30 December 7, 2006

Chewbacca Dick

Usually intails an extremely hairy cock shaft.

Austin showed Allison his dick and she said he has a total Chewbacca Dick.

by Nick McGillvaray June 3, 2007

cinnasucking dick

When, in order to achieve maximum dryness, a girl precedes sucking a dick with a tablespoon full of ground cinnamon.

"I was wearing a condom, and she hated latex. So I told her she best be cinnasucking dick; she sucked me dry."

by H5S January 19, 2008

Dick Nazi

a very sexist and lesbian figure that has a strict belief in the vagina and hates the dick so much they are willing to genocide all dicks and express enormous hate towards the male genitalia.

guy1: man that chick is such a dick nazi

guy2: yeah i know, i drew a dick on the chalkboard and she started yelling about how all dicks should burn in hell.

guy1: what a dick nazi

by bone me gently April 5, 2009