screwed up

to have sex with someone way above your social, economic or hotness scale

Dude, I nailed a super-model last night

now way! you really screwed up!!

by oilcan905 October 7, 2009

Knocked Up

Pregnant out of wedlock, Bearing a bastard child.

"i knocked up some irc slut"

by luke October 18, 2001

TURN IT UP

Turn It Up Verb-(English: TURN!~IT!~UP!....T.I.U)
"To enhance and refine life experiences in order to achieve the optimal outcome in turn increasing the value of excellence."

Origin: 2009 The 12 Centennial Park, Atlanta Ga-T Brown
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Synonyms: Crank It Up, Get It in, Lets Do it, Improvement, Enhancement Refinement

Antonyms: Turn it Down, Turn't down,Stop, No, Cant, Complacency, Under achiever, Normality

Related forms: Turn't up, Turned Up,

Damn im sober TURN IT UP shots shots shots

I got a raise TURN IT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Travis D. Brown November 18, 2010

make-up

A husband who helps to "mask" his wife's homosexuality. The lesbian equivalent of a beard for gay men.

Sandy: I see you decided to wear make-up tonight
/jerks head towards other woman's husband

Ellen: Yeah, might as well impress the boss with a successful marriage, you know?

by Broey Goebbels February 25, 2011

screwed up

1) adj: perverted. Being perverted.
2) adj: Stupid.

1) I'm really screwed up: I've written m/mRPS

2) Man, that soda machine is really screwed up. It costs 3$ for a soda!

by katrine April 11, 2004

7-up

A magic lime-lemon based potion created by the Voodoo god Baron Samedi (currently living as Geoffrey Holder).

Geoffrey Holder promoted 7-Up during the 70's.

by VoodooShaman December 19, 2009

Suit up!

Vb. The act of putting on or acquiring a suit to place onto your body. Usually said to a bro/wingman before hitting a bar to commence hitting on chicks.

Barney: Ted! Suit up!

Ted: no.

by Theycallmedreww October 17, 2014