Fart Nap

When you pretend to be sleeping so you can rip ass with no consequences.

“We know, Brandon ain’t sleeping. He’s always taking a fart nap.”

by Joe-Joeeee November 22, 2025

Fart Dart

To skillfully grab ones flatulence and lob it in someone's general direction as though throwing a dart.

Jackie's brother was know to harass his little sister with fart darts

by Gary Mula November 26, 2025

Fadty Perrished

A hasbeen popstar who lasted from 2008-2014, of at least allegedly was a thing around that time it's been so long since she's been relevant some still doubt she was a thing.

Person 1: I need to learn about urban legends that may or may not exist?

Person 2: have you ever heard the story of Fadty Perrished??

by THEPROPHECY December 14, 2025

Fart box

The anus/asshole.

"Her fart box is so hairy bro!"

by 1sus2person3 December 31, 2025

fart-cocking

A penis size and/or shape women particularly like farting on top of— especially during intercourse.

*Highly noted: There must have been crystal meth or Taco Bell involved. Otherwise she’s just extremely horny.

*See also* —Horny

“I ate Taco Bell and farted all night long and began fart-cocking on his cock-head.”
“Hmm..he must’ve had an average sized penis or a fart-cock”

by Rim-turd January 14, 2026

fartacasinosisoshitafafartfanarticousity

fartacasinosisoshitafafartfanarticousity is gambling with ur fart by farting while having diarrhoea
chances:
fart: 1 in 5
shit: 1 in 2
shart: 1 in 1.5

"yo bro come im fartacasinosisoshitafafartfanarticousity'ing"

by Glitchernox January 16, 2026

Fart lips

When a fart travels up the front of a women, through her labia.

Ewww that fart just went up the front. Now I have fart lips.

by FartLipsCreator January 22, 2026