dick chips

chips rubbed on someones dick/vag deliberately as a trap. see mall rats.

man that guy reached in and ate the dickchips (dick chips)!!

by E-nig May 10, 2016

Rum Dick

The limp, flaccid penis that occurs as a result of too many alcoholic beverages

"I brought this chick home from the bar but we couldn't do it because I had rum dick"

by PMchoisi June 8, 2009

your dick

No woman in a thousand-mile radius would ever want to suck it.

You'd have to be dumber than Joe Biden to look this shit up on Urban Dictionary. Your dick will remain small either way, dumbass.

by Yopmail User November 24, 2022

poopy dick

one's cock who is cover in poo. see also joe burton.

joe burton has a mad poopy dick.

by Nathan Locke April 24, 2003

cat dick

a person who is currently feeling the effects of fewer than two recreational drugs.

Person A: I'm so fucking drunk right now dude.
Person B: Just drunk?
Person A: Yeah I'm totally hammered mannn.
Person B: Whatever ...cat dick.

by Buttflap Johnson December 13, 2009

Dick Dragger

A person who rides a "boogieboard" like they think its the coolest thing. Called this because their penis must be dragging in the water. Most often this word is used by surfers when a bodyboarder snakes their waves.

"Those gay ass dick draggers always snake my waves, theyre all faggots."

"Dickdraggers ride sponges"

by Zososg August 11, 2006

lick a dick

an insulting way to say to a smut go give sum one head.

lick a dick bitch.

by Toof Pic June 25, 2004