Dick Hurt

when someone gets upset at a statement or act that was done to them.

That shirt does not look right on you. Don't get all dick hurt about it! Just change it!

by A cool person :) October 21, 2011

dick fishing

During the act of male urination, when one wears more than one pair of pants (jeans, pajama's, and briefs). The swimming motion the persons hand makes going via their zippers/fly's to find their penis.

Person 1: "Are you playing with yourself?"

Person 2:"NO! I'm dick fishing."

by SnookiezInc June 21, 2009

your dick

No woman in a thousand-mile radius would ever want to suck it.

You'd have to be dumber than Joe Biden to look this shit up on Urban Dictionary. Your dick will remain small either way, dumbass.

by Yopmail User November 24, 2022

poopy dick

one's cock who is cover in poo. see also joe burton.

joe burton has a mad poopy dick.

by Nathan Locke April 24, 2003

cat dick

a person who is currently feeling the effects of fewer than two recreational drugs.

Person A: I'm so fucking drunk right now dude.
Person B: Just drunk?
Person A: Yeah I'm totally hammered mannn.
Person B: Whatever ...cat dick.

by Buttflap Johnson December 13, 2009

Dick Dragger

A person who rides a "boogieboard" like they think its the coolest thing. Called this because their penis must be dragging in the water. Most often this word is used by surfers when a bodyboarder snakes their waves.

"Those gay ass dick draggers always snake my waves, theyre all faggots."

"Dickdraggers ride sponges"

by Zososg August 11, 2006

lick a dick

an insulting way to say to a smut go give sum one head.

lick a dick bitch.

by Toof Pic June 25, 2004