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vaginese chicken 

that nips vaginese chicken was as tight as virgin butthole

turkey-chicken scrawl 

An adjective used to describe a person's handwriting, but a penmanship (handwriting skills) so horrendously bad that even those of, hence the name, a chicken or turkey from the local farm.
a boy brings a hand written essay to his father, for his father to look over and help him correct it. The father looks at it and says:

father: son, i am sorry, I can’t read your bloody handwriting. Who in the world taught you to write in turkey-chicken scrawl anyways?. Please go make sense of your own writing, re-type it for me on a computer, print it and bring it back to me, and then I’ll help you.

Son: okie dokey, no problem.

tuba-chicken

It's a chicken with a horn instrument stuffed up his ass.
"hey man, that chicken sounds awful!" "Chillax man that's a tuba-chicken."
tuba-chicken by SNE4KYD4N May 6, 2012

Work chicken 

Work chicken is a game, played at work where two or more players try to avoid doing anything to do with their job. The last player to stay idle wins.
"It's so easy playing work chicken with Cal, he's such a tool!"
Work chicken by PluckyJoe July 17, 2014

Crusty Chicken Wing 

Typically used as an insult. A crusty chicken wing is given to women's breasts during the period of breast feeding. Women can get a leakage from their nipples which can form a crust around the nipple. The term 'chicken wing' is also added as the breast looks like a chicken wing.
"Damn, marinda has got herself a crusty chicken wing."

Fiery Chicken 

It's when the male pours gasoline onto his penis and lights the gasoline on fire. Then he swiftly penetrates the woman's vagina or bootyhole to extinguish the flames.
Jim looked at Jill and he said, "I want to do the fiery chicken with you." He went into the garage to get the gasoline.