the cum monster

The disowned brother of the Cookie Monster, he loves to guzzle a certain white juice. Beware the Cum Monster, for he will suck you off while you sleep and grow stronger with every nut.

"The Cum Monster came into my house last night and sucked off my whole family!"

the cum monster by suckadickforadollar November 14, 2022

Chinese cum gun 

putting anal beads in your penis, jerking off, busting, then pulling the anal beads out and the semen being launched on the female taint

my wife was tired of using them so she let me use them! MAN i love the Chinese cum gun

Chinese cum gun by queer cum guzzler December 7, 2022

Femboy Cum 

Best type of cum to drink, consume, or have all over your face.

Person: I love me some femboy cum
Other person: Dude that's super fucking gay
Person: Well you know I love me some femboy fags
Other person: Jeezus have fun eating that femboy cum I guess

Femboy Cum by cheeseh8rthe420smoker April 22, 2023

Canadian Cum Sauce 

Donair sauce - a maritime sweet garlic sauce that absolutely looks like cum

we should go get donairs, i'm craving that delicious Canadian Cum Sauce

Canadian Cum Sauce by Lasagarfield May 8, 2023

Lil' Cum Boy

The greatest rapper ever to exist.

uvuvwevwevwe onyetenyevwe ugwemubwem ossas: We should listen to Lil' Cum Boy.
Literally Everyone Else: What is wrong with you?

Lil' Cum Boy by Beefaroni_Salesman June 21, 2023

National Cum In mouth day 

August 23-25 have ur bf cum in ur mouth

Babe it's national cum in mouth day

National Cum In mouth day by Daddy24/7frfr July 23, 2023

yellow crusted cum-bubble 

A new bird species discovered in Washington, D.C.

Named so for it's uncanny resemblance to Trump's hair style.

Hey, is that a Yellow Crusted Cum-Bubble nesting on Trump's head, or does he look that way intentionally?

yellow crusted cum-bubble by McKrunzle April 1, 2017