Pinocha poker

Penis or Dildo used to enter the vagina tongue

The woman was attracted to his Pinocha poker

by Steelolikesvagina October 5, 2025

Swipe the Poper

1) Middle English. Self-gratification through act of auto-stimulation.
2) An homage to my dead neighbour.

"To the couple whose habit it is to swipe the poper at 730am, I'm impressed, it certainly shows class"

by wussyraji & the AuD March 25, 2008

the horizontal poker

Mean , Sex . Good , dirty, hot , wild sex! lol

Karita why was you over bobby's house ? , did y'all you know?

No , Rick we didn't do the horizontal poker !

by Wizdee May 10, 2011

One hour plower

The opposite of a One Pump Chump. This guy can go forever. Multiple orgasms to be expected by the woman

If you're looking for a good, long fuck, call Charlie. He's a One Hour Plower!

by hyawkus July 7, 2016

pince-nez president poser

Refers to an assistance-related question --- either a request for a favor or an offer to provide help yourself --- regarding a slightly "cranky" subject dat da person whom you're approaching might otherwise feel annoyed/embarrassed to be queried about; you therefore "soften the blow" by humorously "packaging" your question as a knock-knock joke, and using da first name of dat geeky-lookin' Prez wif da round-rimmed spectacles as da name of da "visitor" in da joke.

Here are da two “classic” ways dat ya would smilingly employ da “pince-nez president poser” to hopefully lessen da distress dat your listener would likely feel to be asked said question:
To ask da person for his assistance:
“Knock, knock…”
”Who’s there?”
“Woodrow!!!”
”Woodrow, who?”
“Woodrow be reasonably able to ___ for me sometime in da next few days?”
Or to offer da person your own assistance:
“Knock, knock…”
”Who’s there?”
“Woodrow!!!”
”Woodrow, who?”
“Woodrow like me to ___ for you occasionally, if it’s reasonably convenient for both of us?”

by QuacksO November 5, 2018

pain in the pooer

Something annoying or difficult to do. British.

Martin's coming over later.

Really? That's guy's a real pain in the pooer.

by Shuaman April 18, 2019

Life's Poser

"Life´s Poser" is a term proposed by the acclaimed writer Odranreb Aìugurm in 1349 with his book "Zoology of modern society". This term refers to people who are Posers but from all of the things that constitute life.

My best friend´s ex-girlfriend is a life's poser, she always wants attention.

by Odranreb Aíugrum April 10, 2021