Cipher of Light

If you are having sex with a girl with an unbelievable amount of pubic hair, then you give her a Cipher of Light. This is when you light her pubes on fire as you are about to cum. And then you put out some of the fire with you cum, then run out of the room screaming, "You will never control me again FIRESNATCH"

Theater Girl's pubes were so thick, Bobby definitely had to do preform a Cipher of Light on her.

by UprisingOG-EvaDiva August 26, 2024

Cut the Ligament

when you want a longer shlong

Cut the Ligament bitsctshchtsch

by iminhellplshelpahhh August 30, 2024

Blinking porch light

Blinking house, blinking front door, blinking back door, blinking lights.

On, Off: 1 Flash.
This means hello 👋 a greeting or sign of acknowledgement.

On, Off. On, Off: 2 Flashs.
A sign of acknowledgement is implied, however, this usually as a signified "End". Examples like, meaning goodbye, goodnight, turning in for now. *Or the end of any posible perceived nuisance whether it be; light, sound (excessive noise), vibration, etc.
**Implied apology

3 Flashes: I'm Home, come over.

3 Fast Flashes: Come Quick!

3 Fast, 3 Slow, 3 Fast: S.O.S / HELP

4 Flashes: Stop any perceiveable nuisance, please.

4 Fast: F***ing Knock it off.

All can be repeated with a few, or multipul, brief pauses or intervals of pause.

Blinking porch light

Blinking light rules for back door or porch light communication

by Coconut363 September 29, 2023

A throw of the lighter

Something that disrupts a conversation and changes the topic for a time, often leaving people confused as to what they were talking about before.

Comes from the situation when a lighter is randomly thrown at someone's head while sitting in a circle smoking weed.

"What the fuck were we talking about before you got here? Bruv your arrival was a throw of the lighter"

by reallystoneyboi November 4, 2023

gas-discharge light

Da super-bright-and-hot "flaming lantern" dat results when an a**h**e "buddy" of yours surreptitiously "flicks his Bic" near yer backside when you were in da middle of a long raspy spluttery rectal-trumpet expulsion, turning said ass-blast into a butt-blowtorch.

Just like those blindingly-brilliant and annoyingly-blue-white headlights dat have shown up on cars recently, a human-based gas-discharge light can indeed produce a blazingly-dazzling display of illumination; da major difference, of course, is dat said enormously-shocking flash occurs at da rear of da "vehicle" instead of at da front, and so it's more of a "tail-light" --- literally, since it comes out of your "tail".

by QuacksO February 1, 2024

"Fuck You" Lights

When you are driving and someone decides go way under the speed limit, so rather than flash your high beams, you turn on your off-road lights/light bar to blind them.

High beams don't count, they MUST be off-road lights!

Some jackass was doing 45 in a 60 on the highway, so I turned on my "Fuck You" Lights and burned out their retinas.

by captain138dc November 26, 2023

Mercedes Parking Lights

The use of hazard lights / four-way-flashes in order to park absolutely anywhere. It doesn't matter if the spot is double-yellow lines, has no room to fit a car, or is a busy highway intersection. Just put the flashes on and stick the car anywhere you like. You are very important, and normal parking rules don't apply to you.

Named for the kind of car that seems to include these as a standard feature, but also readily available on BMWs and Audis.

"I really need to go into this store, but the nearest car park is over a minute's walk away. I'll just pull over in the middle of the road and use my Mercedes Parking Lights. They let me park wherever I want."

by astride November 28, 2023