Ass-blast 

The act of having your rectum licked while taking a hit of crack cocaine

My boyfriend thought he seen grass growing in time lapse while I gave him an ass-blast.

Ass-blast by Dawshua Shepson October 12, 2022

ass blast 

A mega firey fart

Dude. My ass blast was painful

ass blast by Nitro March 2, 2003

ass blast 

Speckled diarhea spray on the toilet.

I was riding the toilet with major ass blast.

ass blast by Anonymous April 24, 2003

ass blast 

forceful anal sex

met this guy last night; boy, did I get my ass blasted

ass blast by Anonymous April 21, 2003

ass blast 

when you have explosive diarrhea and no place to go. So haveing to fine a ext place to go

One time at band camp.... i couldnt find the rest rooms so i took a ass blast on the wall.

ass blast by haloreach4life October 4, 2010

Ass Blast 

When something awful happens that infuriates you, You have an 'Ass Blast' The event is so upsetting that you feel as if you could have a blast out of your ass.

Dude, An elf just took my cookie! I'm going to have a gnarly Ass Blast!

Ass Blast by Ricky and Carlos July 8, 2011

Ass Blast 

A fart so putrid that you feel as if if your eyebrows could literally singe off your face.

"Dude nice Ass Blast!"

"My brows look like a chemo patient!"

Ass Blast by JakeDaSnake23452 August 3, 2011