DOTA 2

Hardcore and adult version of League of Legends.

LOL player who is max 13yo: I need my Yasuo HASAGI to get pentakill. I am a fucking legend and high elo player of EU West. So who is Yasuo on DOTA 2?
Experienced Dota player: Lock Invoker.
LOL player who is max 13 yo: Wuut?? what the hell is that?

while in game...
LOL player who is max 13yo: ohhh someone froze the screen am I DDOSed?

and i can't play that asshole Vladimir. How many skills does he have faggot? I need to log off fuck you all!
A few moments later...
Wait the game started again!!!!!!!!! I AM GOING TO EXPLODE NEXUS wait I LOST MY WHOLE MONEY I AM GOING TO PUNCH MY SCREEN CYKA BLYAT

by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023

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Lap 2

When you enter the Pizza Portal hidden somewhere in a Pizza Tower level during Pizza Time.

“GET TO THE DOOR, PIZZAFACE IS GONNA KILL US”

“IS THIS IT?”

“NO JIMMY THAT THE WRONG ON-“

“LAP 2”

“FUUUUU-“

by GummyBoi June 30, 2023

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2-fma

what your “cocaine” or “ket” actually tested positive for. meth’s great aunt.

“ dude i spent $110 a gram, and did half, just to find out its 2-fma?!”
“test your drugs beforehand next time brother”

by ketaminecowgirl June 30, 2023

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Armory 2

The place in the hit roblox game "Criminality" where nobody exists

Paul: Are you at armory 2?
Jake: No.

by Sweatyman5000 July 3, 2023

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A “1, 2, cockatoo penis throat”

When your throat is feeling coarse and is causing you to squeal in pain, it’s a cockatoo penis throat. A “1, 2, cockatoo penis throat,” on the other hand,

is a rhyme from back in the 90s about the a cockatoo penis throat.

Someone: Man, i’ve got a cockatoo penis throat.
Someone else: You’ve got A “1, 2, cockatoo penis throat”!
Someone: Shut up.

by bootylips45678910 July 5, 2023

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