Sir Elton John Suite

A suite of extremes. Either a lot of gay sex will happen or a this will be a suite filled with elegance and sober piano tunes in the background.

Damn Dave did you say in the Sir Elton John Suite last night?

Dave: “yeah man I got fucked by a dude”

by Wanson Azeez March 31, 2024

John Big Mouth

(Also known as "BM")
The friend you thought could keep a dreadful secret but as soon as he has an audience of at least 4 (including you) he spoils the secret and rolls it off like "It's a little joke, man, what's the big deal" when everyone is pointing and laughing at you and you genuinely want to JOACAD.

Dave: *Invites 15 friends over for a party*
John: Dave, I got something to tell you. I have a "the hub" channel.
Dave: dw your secret is safe :)
*3 hours later*
Dave: Guys, since we are watching tv, lets watch the best "hub" videos, made by our friend John!!!
John: SHUT THE FUCK UP JOHN BIG MOUTH

by applesaue September 20, 2025

John Huggies

a mysterious british detective from 1870 who love tickling men

john huggies got revived by Dr. Jeffery Alvin Epstein in P. Diddy’s basement

by CharlesMcChuckles September 23, 2025

John

A total lame dummy who thinks hes smart and funny. (Usually has anger problems too.)
Avoid at all costs.

"Ugh, quit being such a John."

by Trueblue16 September 24, 2025

John Stewart was on the list

The 'friends' of the shooter were lying and there's a very real possibility that they weren't actually his friends.

Hym "John Stewart was on the list! Mr. Bean was on the list. Hoe Jogan was on the list. These people have been enlisted by someone to do what they are doing. They don't need to have been paid. Jillian Michaels is starting to crack because she just wanted a career picking low-hanging fruit on an internet talkshow. What did the shooter say? I want to hear what the shooter said. Out of his own mouth. Because John Stewart will lie like a bitch until the day he days because that is all you could ever possibly learn from Jewish parents. He knows about my thing and he has the resources to confirm the veracity of the claim 'people are stalking and harassing other people in a manner that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and it is leading to Mass murder, suicide, misdiagnosis, and/or being locked into a life of poverty my overpaid internet and television personalities' AND INSTEAD, John Stewart AGREED TO or WAS TOLD TO keep his mouth shut about it. In the name of the Jews or Women or Children and AT THE COST OF Jews (in the form of a synagogue shooting) or women (there's a documentary on Hulu that resembles what I'm talking about OR the Ukranian girl who got stabbed on the train by someone who was "allegedly schizophrenia") or Children (Your kids got shot in 2016 by a kid who was AFFECTIVELY SCHIZOPHRENIC BUT POTENTIALLY NOT ACTUALLY SCHIZOPHRENIC)"

by Hym Iam October 2, 2025

joe john woods

very fragile man with a kind heart. woman love him boys hate him, always has something to say. thinks he's karate kid with thos sloppy kicks. keep that guard up rkid.

joe john woods likes wood

by benhev_08 October 3, 2025

Austin John Rahmann

A free spirited individual that suffers from autism and never hops on the game. He enjoys music and festivals and old Pontiac’s as well as being a firefighter, dude loves drinking heavily and poking people on their noses while drunk and shits without clothes on. Ask him to hop on whenever, he’ll hop on 10 minutes before bed. This dude is IMPOSSILE to get on the game because he’s always sleeping or drinking or laying mad pipe on his boyfriend Parker

“Yo dude when is Austin John Rahmann hopping on the game”

“Never, he’s Austin John Rahmann.”

by Kittiefucker6000 October 6, 2025