Saying "jOHn" is a way of telling any of your friends named John "oh" while calling them at the same time.
by Alola_ March 17, 2018

Wow you celebrate quanza even tho you are white with Jessica smith? You are such a John Ozminkowski.
by Gay African November 11, 2017

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by Peppermint_420 July 27, 2024

The act of bending the tip of your thumb while keeping the middle straight and pushing up behind your balls to get the leftover pee out.
How the hell do you stop getting those droplets of pee after you zip up?
You ever hear of The Saint John grasp?
You ever hear of The Saint John grasp?
by Green Seagull July 10, 2021
