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John

John is a pear which makes him very fruity, make sure to play CPR around him to make him put his hand over his mouth and maybe he would sing CPR with you ( the song by CUPCAKKE )
by JOHNPHOBIC November 20, 2021
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john engeldew

omg why is there so much hair john engeldew must of been here
by rengaed August 9, 2020
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otaku john

he is a sexy weeb and he can pull all the waifus. coolest kid in school and badass. makes me want wet my pants everyday when i see him
he is the most hottest weeb in school ahhh otaku john
by john245boss March 1, 2019
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John

A simp with homosexual tendencies who likes girls who look like korean soft boys.
by Mt retr0 November 22, 2021
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The John Frost School

I MISS THIS SCHOOL BUT IT WAS SHIT
I dont know what to put here man "The John Frost School is gay but i love mrs jones"
by I omor January 20, 2023
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John Gloria

That’s John Gloria he’s Emmie’s
by John Gloria February 5, 2022
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Getting Johnned

Having sex or performing sexual acts with someone while somebody else is asleep either next to them or in the same room as them.
Bro I can’t go back to my dorm tonight or else I’m Getting Johnned.

Elise and Joey johnned me while I was asleep on the couch at Matthew’s party.
by Johnner5000 March 18, 2025
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