And the Lord said: Make the cat soft and warm, like fuzzy hugs...
...And put razor blades on his feet.
...And also make him a little shit at times.
...And also make him really lovable despite that.
...And put razor blades on his feet.
...And also make him a little shit at times.
...And also make him really lovable despite that.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 05, 2020
by Catsrcuteaf February 15, 2024
Cute, furry little friends that are only for a selective few. Cats are real bitches, often rolling over indicating you to pet their belly then proceeding to scratch your eyes out when doing so. But, if they find the right person, you will literally never need anything else. They purr when laying on you to heal you and they can be the most lovable creatures you ever meet. Make sure to feed them or they will ignore you and never EVER rub their bellies <3 unless they consent
by alien_b!tch November 23, 2021
A stupid little being determined on doing a little CTRL + ALT + DEL on the writing you were working on the whole night.
"I finally finished this writing! Time to sa- GOD DAMMIT! YOU STUPID CAT, YOU ALWAYS RUIN EVERYTHING!"
by 0JayFeather1 September 17, 2023