anchored

When a person gets intoxicated to the point that they can no longer hold themselves upright. To get so intoxicated that you become anchored to the floor.

I drank so much liquor last night that I got anchored to the toilet bowl.

by Mar titration March 7, 2014

anchored

When you ship someone so hard that they're stuck

I anchored Joey and Selena

I ship jesy and Liam do hard that I anchor them

by Kaylove21 March 4, 2014

Anchored Down

A slang term suggesting a person is involved in or attached to a situation whereby options or opportunities are limited.

Peter keeps telling everyone he is planning on leaving Michelle, but we all know he's not going anywhere. He's too anchored down with all of those kids they have together.

by Who 'Dis? Who 'Dat? March 25, 2019

cat anchored

definition: when a person is sitting down and a cat is on their lap and they are unable to move without disturbing the cat, via they are CAT ANCHORED.

Hey, can you grab me a beer out of the fridge, sorry man,i can't get up i'm cat anchored right now.

by poisonivey March 30, 2023

stay anchored

(n.) The quality of holding on when everything else is sinking, grabbing on to what keeps you standing, and having the courage to swim to matter how fierce and scary the ocean.

"Don't worry Bob. Everything will be okay, just stay anchored. I know you can get through this."

by toska_ May 7, 2014

Well anchored rack

I nice, safely tied bikini top on a girl with ample assets.

Bernice came flouncing into the room - her well anchored rack perky but uncharacteristically subdued.

by Bryce Bernard July 6, 2018

cat anchored

definition: when a person is sitting down and a cat is on their lap and they are unable to move without disturbing the cat, via they are CAT ANCHORED.

Hey, can you grab me a beer out of the fridge, sorry man,i can't get up i'm cat anchored right now.

by poisonivey March 30, 2023