woke check 

When you see something on Facebook that you think might be insensitive, politically incorrect, or discriminatory but you decide to ask a friend before you blow it up.

Man, FB just came back with a woman as the first result when I searched for a .gif for “evil face”, can I get a woke check?

woke check by leep_73 June 26, 2018

Woke Trap 

When someone that is woke tries to trick someone else into thinking they are racist, sexist, etc.

Amy tried to catch me in a woke trap when she asked what type of flowers a man would like for Valentine's day.

Woke Trap by Soccermomlover425 February 21, 2020

Woke Privilege 

A state of amplified self righteousness, achieved though an unconscious desire to identify with oppressed cultural groups, that justifies snap public judgments of strangers based upon the superficial content of their everyday speech.

Eben had always been somewhat tactless, but getting an A in his women's literature course enabled the full realization of his woke privilege.

Woke Privilege by Flipflop Mojo February 26, 2021

Woke Criminal

A war criminal that doesn't discriminate based on race, gender or religion

"Did you hear they just appointed the first transgender latino CIA director and that the US Army is painiting its new stealth bomber with the LGBTQ+ flag?"

"They're such a bunch of woke criminals"

Woke Criminal by K3lgar April 18, 2021

woke nonsense 

A word made up by crybaby consies to justify them bashing non-white, disabled, gay, and trans people simply for existing. Joke’s on them though because we reclaimed that phrase already lol.

Person A: Look at this woke nonsense on a kid’s show!
Person B: This show has an autistic black girl as the protagonist though, what’s the problem?
Person A: *clutching their AK-47 in fear* Kids don’t need to be learning about this stuff!

Person B: *on the phone* Yes police, I think I’m being held hostage by an insane person-

woke nonsense by Yeplol August 30, 2023

Woke Male 

A woke male is a socially submissive male. He exaggerates knowledge on trendy social issues, and would often do anything to prove his ‘wokeness’, even if it meant abandoning his manhood, or dignity as a whole. This such man typically believes in toxic masculinity, and male privilege.

Dylanxyz comments on Instagram post: woman moment🤦🏼 ♂️

Juanxl replies: bruh you’re just misogynistic and sexist, educate yourself on the struggles of women.

Dylanxyz: 😐 such a ‘woke male’ huh???

Emily: you’re totally are insecure in your masculinity! prove you don’t! grr

Josh: Okay *puts on dresses and wears make up, then post it on social media with the hashtag #fuckgenderstereotypes! to prove he’s ‘secure in his masculinity’*

Emily: you are so insecure in your heterosexuality, prove you aren’t!

Dustin: *has gay sex with men to prove he’s comfortable in his ‘heterosexuality’*

Woke Male by jamnieh March 8, 2021

Woke Mind Virus 

An illiberal and dogmatic form of left wing identity politics that analyses social issues primarily through the lens of supposed power differentials between morally ranked identity groups. Given to shutting down dissent from its orthodoxy by equating it with harm.

You can't believe anything that they say, they are infected with the Woke Mind Virus, they are incapable of seeing reality.

Woke Mind Virus by The_Donald May 20, 2022