Yeplol's definitions
A jock, usually a twunk (can also be a twink), who's obviously gay or at least bisexual, but is so in the closet he doesn't know where the door is. He also usually (but not always) owns a Loungefly backpack and shops at Spencer's frequently.
Brunson: Who's backpack is this? Is that.. Loungefly?
Tyson: Oh yeah that's probably Jacques', he's one of those glitter jocks.
Brunson: Oh that's based af
Tyson: Oh yeah that's probably Jacques', he's one of those glitter jocks.
Brunson: Oh that's based af
by Yeplol October 19, 2025
Get the Glitter Jockmug. A word made up by crybaby consies to justify them bashing non-white, disabled, gay, and trans people simply for existing. Joke’s on them though because we reclaimed that phrase already lol.
Person A: Look at this woke nonsense on a kid’s show!
Person B: This show has an autistic black girl as the protagonist though, what’s the problem?
Person A: *clutching their AK-47 in fear* Kids don’t need to be learning about this stuff!
Person B: *on the phone* Yes police, I think I’m being held hostage by an insane person-
Person B: This show has an autistic black girl as the protagonist though, what’s the problem?
Person A: *clutching their AK-47 in fear* Kids don’t need to be learning about this stuff!
Person B: *on the phone* Yes police, I think I’m being held hostage by an insane person-
by Yeplol August 30, 2023
Get the woke nonsensemug.