Windows Vista

IS SHIT! DONT BUY IT PLEASE. I hope bill gates reads this. You suck Bill!
Windows vista hates you. Games are scetchy on it, I just bought a new dell. just for games (im a mac user usually.) yea they scetch out, SOO many shitty windows pop ups (like AHHHHH stop it now please) For some reason the screen just goes black randomly sometimes. TEST UR SHIT BEFORE U RELEASE IT DUMBASS. It generally just runs very very very slooow on my brand new computer. :( basically i hate my life that much more. BOO BILL. WAY TO RELEASE UTTER SHIT AND FORCE PPL TO USE IT. FUCK YOU MAN I WANT MY 258 canadian dollars back now. sorry for being so blunt and immature but it had to happen.
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Window Houdini

When a guy does a girl doggie-style in front of a window, then at some point he gets a friend to trade places with him. He runs outside and up to the window, knocks on the glass, and yells HOUDINI! while waving to his girl.
I got Rick to help me pull a Window Houdini on Stacy last night.
by Max March 08, 2005
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window sucker

the kids with learning disbilites at the back of special bus that stare out the window pressed up angainst the glass, when your driving behind.
man I wish those window suckers would stop starting at me.
by grumpyboy November 20, 2005
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Windows wakeup

When you turn on a Microsoft Windows computer and the Windows startup music blares out at full volume.
So here I am, daydreaming in my own world when suddenly I receive a Windows wakeup right before my prof started a lecture. The entire class was quite frizzed and annoyed by it.
by anonymous6812 December 11, 2008
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window job

when one rubs another's nipples in a fashion like washing a window (the right hand goes clock wise and the left hand goes counter clock wise)
last night i got a window job, it felt weird as fuck.
by chickendickk November 18, 2009
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Window Jizz

The act of running your hand over a window that has condensation on it, then wiping it on your friends face.
Scott "Hey fag want some window jizz?" *wipes it on his face*
Jordan "Eww thats gross. Your a douche bag.
Scott "Haha!"
by JR1995 January 09, 2011
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