wipeze

A very lonely groomer and avid Chris Hansen fan. Know to excessively play video games; buys video games for little E-boys (then gets kicked), follows a grown jizzle sips flertzy around begging for an audience. A Wipeze also greatly enjoys head butting oranges excessively hard

Flirts was doing the jizzle sips Wipeze last night, nasty

Guy#1 Where did RVA get Conan

Guy#2 A Wipeze Purchased it for him

by Salt collector April 20, 2022

Wireless Keyboard

A tool used to hit people over the head in anger when you die in Minecraft

"I just hit my brother over the head with my wireless keyboard and he stopped breathing"

"Sheesh!!!"

by MaybeAnonymous May 6, 2022

wiremu

Wiremu has a petite mum who does yoga. he's swole af and his sister is fine af

the bro is a wiremu he swole af with a hot sister

by Hugh shlong May 23, 2022

Wired silly

Having a predisposition for experiences which bring amusement, joy, novelty and fun, even when others may not be in step with you.

Did you hear what Alice shouted out at Granddad's funeral?! She's wired silly that one.

She's always saying totally inappropriate but hilarious things. She's just wired silly.

by Nolubeneeded June 28, 2022

wirespooler bitch

The type of bitch with some janky ass brace job that literally shreds dicks to smitherines

Yo Chad why you're dick look all raw and shit bro sandy was a wirespooler bitch

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022

wire goo

some dumb shit jeremy said during a harvester stream.

ugh , i stuck my hand in the wire and i got like wire goo on me ugh hold on.

by hmpton August 20, 2022

Wired

A magazine that used to be about technology but is now about annoying wokist finger-wagging.

Q: Did you read the story in Wired about creating safe spaces for people who identify as intersectional?
A: Of course not.

by Carl Figleaf August 20, 2022