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Sperm whack 

The act of hitting an ejaculating penis upon an object or person. Usually by a man upon a woman.
Walter gave Mary a sperm whack between her cleavage.
Sperm whack by Caesar Anonymous IV November 20, 2010
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weave whack 

A Weave Whack is when someone has in synthetic braids/weave and turns expectantly and whacks/whips you in the face with said weave/braids.
Me: Yeah and so thats when Keisha-
Person: HEY SHAUNA
Shauna: *Turns real fast and whacks in face with weave*
Me: Damn Shauna you just weave whacked me
Shauna: Haha my bad!
weave whack by BellaMLGPerez July 3, 2014

Force Whack 

When a person of power such as Harvey Weinstein or Louis C.K. forces women to watch them masterbate.

Can also be used as a surprise form of masterbation to unsuspecting victims.

First used on twitter by comedian Owen Benjamin on 11/9/2017 in reference to Louis C.K.
Harvey Weinstein force whacked into a potted plant in front of Lauren Sivan.

Or

Louis C.K. force whacked in front of Dana Min Goodman and Julia Wolov in a Colorado hotel room.

clam whack 

Clam whack is when you slap a female in the pussy so hard they make blue whale mating calls
Bro1: dude I thought you were going to Stacey's house tonight? what happened?
Bro2: nah man she got mad at me after I clam whacked her as a joke.
Bro1: Lmao you aint getting no coochie tonight
clam whack by My_coochie_smells February 25, 2019

Pooj whack 

Bro you’re such a pooj whack bro!
Pooj whack by The naked ree February 20, 2021

Poop Whack 

The Act of Pleasuring One’s Self During Work, Whilst on the Toilet.
Started my day off with a Strong Coffee and a Solid Poop Whack!
Poop Whack by 412Lobos September 3, 2021