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Detroit welcome

Being met with violence as your first greeting with someone.
“And Archie awakens on the pavement to the Punisher giving him a classic Detroit welcome.” - “Everyone Wants to Kill Archie”, Huggbees
by ThatLinuxNerd September 18, 2025
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Bosnian Welcome Mat

He was pronounced dead after stepping on a Bosnian Welcome Mat.
by BrandonKT1234 October 2, 2025
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Stewartstown Welcome

When they actually let you finish
Jay: “They never let me finish
Saul: “Oh, we just gotta give you a good Stewartstown Welcome.”
by The Jooner December 12, 2025
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lick the welcome mat

when you go down on a homeless girl,slut,ho,or hood rat
dam josh u shouldnt ''lick the welcome mat''.
by flaversaver September 13, 2011
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a canadian welcome

When you handshake and you put one leg over the hands and fart in the other one in the face.
ah fuck that dude im gonna give him a canadian welcome
by Mathiens( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) March 26, 2017
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You’re welcome big delton

A phrase commonly used in the Midwest part of America. Despite how ridiculous it sounds, it is easily recognizable by many Americans and is mostly used by the younger generations
Hey bob, thanks for all your help”
You’re welcome big delton!”
by Oxford professor 81 February 24, 2018
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The Moatside welcome

It's been a good night at Jimmies, you have scored and after a phat pizza base trip you are both heading back to your place.

Unfortunately you live in moatside (curtasy of Graham 'the wet' towel).
After assuring your pull that you are not trying to mug them in the alleyway and wadeing through the trash of a tipped bin (so romantic) you head to get into your 'room' which is more like a fucking shoebox.

'mind the mould' you say in a sexy voice as you both climb over your pile of laundry as there is nowhere else to put it. You can see the disgust on their face.

Nevertheless you persist and get into it. It's a bit of a squeeze in your hobbit sized bed and thus spend more time falling out onto the sticky floor that hasn't been cleaned (thanks to the uni cutting costs for some new bloody college).

It all ends in an orgasmic climax. Not from you, not from your pull, but instead you room dumps it's load that been building up in the walls on you. Drenching everything in mouldy quagmire.

You pull quickly runs away.
Maybe you'll have more luck in Klute tomorrow. They are known to like it a bit more dirty
You can only have the Moatside welcome if you have been in it, or it has been in you
by A3457 April 1, 2020
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