titty coffee

Coffee made in the morning from breatsmilk when you are all out of regular milk and are too lazy to guy buy some.

Man no milk, well at least I can make some titty coffee.

by SockMonkeyInMotion February 2, 2015

titty piranha

A breastfed child with teeth that comes at your breasts like a piranha comes at its prey

*breastfed child comes toward mom's breasts*
NOOOOO, GO AWAY, YOU TITTY PIRANHA

by danicuntcake April 11, 2015

titty tangler

Somebody who frequently has sex with old women who have very saggy titties. This person will then continue to tie these women's titties in a knot, hence they are a titty tangler.

"Hey man you wanna go to the bar and pick up some tight pussy?"

"Naw man I'm good I'm a titty tangler."

by Nipple ring May 5, 2015

Titty beard

The abnormally excessive occurance of hair growth below a woman's nipple, where upon seeing it you believe that you've seen Mike Napoli of the Red Sox.

Last night I met Mike Napoli. Wait. No. It was my girlfriend's titty beard. Damn it. Go Mike!

by Redsox4ever May 16, 2015

titty sickle

when a girls nipples gets cold as ice and you start sucking on them like an icee pop

Her titty sickles are so good. Put it right in there.

by Humans_Are_Monsters_Bitch April 29, 2016

titty-weiners

Male or females nipples when erect and standing out.

My girlfriends titty-weiners were so hard, they looked ready to cut glass.

by Chuckwick Bill May 18, 2016

Titty Fapping

The act of pumping ones breasts after birthing a bastard

Sarah is titty fapping in the mothering room at work.

Crystal needs to start titty fapping or those Warlocks are going to explode

by HotDeuceUniversity August 5, 2016