Mammary Protrusions and Global Treats

Slang for breasts. Often used by dim-witted people.

"Did you see the knockers on that hood rat? She's representin' some mammary protrusions and global treats."

by Jeepers Neepers September 10, 2007

Teets

male tits

Check out that dude...he got teets bigger than yo momma.

by To Trill 4 U October 25, 2003

Teets Juice

The energy drink co. owned by Teets.

"Just like milk from your moms teets except carbonated"

Teets Juice always wakes me up in the mornin.

its better than a blumpkin or alabama hot pocket

by Darrick Teeter October 17, 2008

Treetrunk Mofo

A man from northern Maine with a rather large penis.

Watch out for Treetrunk Mofo! He'll split you in half!

by NotMattHarper April 25, 2011

Treetard

A person deeply rooted in stupidity. Use: When you want a word to offend people without them fully knowing

Enemy Guy/Girl: Hey Stupid!

You: Hey Treetard!

by maddycatson September 1, 2012

Trees

The biggest pushovers in evolution history

Trees give us the oxygen we need to live and in return get cut down

by Dubiks December 28, 2018

Treesh

A term for a hoe. She cheats on her mans and gives no fucks.

Look at that treesh over there.

by TheEmployee December 11, 2019