TheEmployee's definitions

this ass

the best thing you’ll lay eyes on

“come get a piece of this ass”

by TheEmployee August 22, 2020

pace gang

watch out pace, this gang of incoming freshmen will f you up. they call themselves pace gang and are exclusive only to the coolest college freshmen.

pace gang for life!

by TheEmployee August 22, 2020

piece

a slang word to use for your hoe at the moment, not a serious term, pretty degrading.

Guy 1: Hey bro, who’s this?
Guy 2: Ayo, this my piece Kat

by TheEmployee August 22, 2020

freshman 15

when freshmen in college gain 15 pounds because they drink every day of the week and have no self control whatsoever.

Do you wanna come drinking with me and the girls tonight?

.. It’s a Tuesday night.. I’m also not trying to gain the freshman 15.

by TheEmployee August 22, 2020

Jungle Fever

The epidemic I caught this year after being blessed by black guys

You: I think you caught jungle fever

by TheEmployee January 29, 2020

Photo Roulette

An app where your friend's camera rolls get exposed. Especially fun to play with thots or people you want to find out more about.

Me: Let's play Photo Roulette.
You: Shit, let me delete my nudes first.

by TheEmployee December 12, 2019

Whipped

To be entranced by someone so much that you'll do or say anything for them. Often a crush.

Katy: OMG, do you see Ron? He is so hot I'd jump off a bridge for him.
Me: You are so whipped for him.

Max: I would hang but I'm hanging with my girl Saturday.
Liam: Bro, you are so whipped for this girl that you dropping your friends?

by TheEmployee December 12, 2019