TheEmployee's definitions

Kenny

A pedo that has money. He walks on his table with barefoot. He has a wine cellar that he fucks women in. A real fucking pedo. He also uses tinder often and now has a girlfriend from the app.

N: OMG, I can't believe you dated him... EW!
O: He is such a Kenny, I couldn't resist.
N: Yea, until he rapes you in his wine cellar. Gross!

by TheEmployee December 11, 2019

Matt

A short guy, tries to be a heartbreaker too hard. He gets all baggy when girls dub him.

Q: This guy hit me up last night, trying to be so hot and shit.
E: Was it Matt?
Q: How'd you know?
E: Ah he hits up any girl he can lmaoo.

by TheEmployee December 11, 2019

Fordham Road

The ghetto right outside Fordham Prep and Fordham U. Crackheads and hood rats galore. Not a safe place to be at night. Many illegal activities happen there.

Boy: What if we kissed on Fordham Road?
Girl: And get shot? Yea.. I'll pass.

by TheEmployee December 11, 2019

Treesh

A term for a hoe. She cheats on her mans and gives no fucks.

Look at that treesh over there.

by TheEmployee December 11, 2019

Yonkers

One of the biggest cities in New York but still the most boring. The kids hang out at Ridge Hill and Cross County, but there is nothing to do there. The teenagers all drink on McLean and in Woodlawn. It gets more ghetto by the day. The only part that isn't ghetto yet is Crestwood and the Yonkers part of Scarsdale, but the city is becoming wack. It is literally a shithole. South Yonkers is the most ghetto shit, and the Yonkers DMV is a whole different entity. The public schools are pretty shitty. YMA has roaches and Saunders had a clown come to the school. The kids try to act hard even though half of them come from middle to upper class families. Even though Yonkers is shitty, the kids from there are proud of where they come from.

Where you from?
I'm from Yonkas, I rep the 914.

These damned Yonkers kids think they are from the streets.

by TheEmployee December 11, 2019

Photo Roulette

An app where your friend's camera rolls get exposed. Especially fun to play with thots or people you want to find out more about.

Me: Let's play Photo Roulette.
You: Shit, let me delete my nudes first.

by TheEmployee December 12, 2019

Whipped

To be entranced by someone so much that you'll do or say anything for them. Often a crush.

Katy: OMG, do you see Ron? He is so hot I'd jump off a bridge for him.
Me: You are so whipped for him.

Max: I would hang but I'm hanging with my girl Saturday.
Liam: Bro, you are so whipped for this girl that you dropping your friends?

by TheEmployee December 12, 2019